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Unmoored Ego
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Ravnican middle manager for <REDACTED>

A creative bouncing from project to project.

One will stick, eventually. Right?
The colors on display are not just for the cover, but permeate and penetrate each page with gorgeous smears of color.

The "Funnel Character" start is one I'm going to lift wholesale from this to continue using in other adventures like Vibechete! from Hull Breach or This Ship is a Tomb.
August 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"I will play your strange 'bowling' game, because I am a sportsman, but I'll have you know Skittles lanes do not contain gutters, so that threat was sillier than you could have known." 2/2

#VALLEY100 Room 38
@shoutingcrow.bsky.social
@lensandledger.bsky.social
@hyperglavin.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Proposterous," declares Fitzgerald with a haughty air, "The lot of us haven't the numbers for a game demanding teams of 10! You lot cannot be a professional group, cheeky pindragons." 1/2

#VALLEY100 Room 34
@shoutingcrow.bsky.social
@lensandledger.bsky.social
@hyperglavin.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'd be willing to bet on @snaxwell.bsky.social and Stompers. Really hard to beat a lich in your floorboards with a song in their heart and booze somewhere in their system.

#VALLEY100
February 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It was impossible not to think of this room being full of ornery birds of paradise and ibis, objectively Australia's shittest bird.
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Fitzgerald has a plan in case the lever doesn't open the door. Said plan is digging into his torso uncomfortably, but if things get dire, he'll treat it as a torch to pass to the ones most likely to get out.
#VALLEY100 Room 34
February 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Use me as a ladder to get in and back out. Do be careful, I'd hate to be pulled in." 3/3
#VALLEY100 Room 34
@carnivorousmoogle.bsky.social
@shoutingcrow.bsky.social
@lensandledger.bsky.social
@hyperglavin.bsky.social
@nknauth.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"I think we can be better."
Fitzgerald will lay on the ground face-down, legs dangling into the well, arms covering head and neck. "Use me..." 2/3
#VALLEY100 Room 34
@carnivorousmoogle.bsky.social
@shoutingcrow.bsky.social
@lensandledger.bsky.social
@hyperglavin.bsky.social
@nknauth.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fitzgerald sighs, "The Baron wants us to leave someone behind. That man has the stature and disposition of these very birds..." 1/2

#VALLEY100 Room 34
@carnivorousmoogle.bsky.social
@shoutingcrow.bsky.social
@lensandledger.bsky.social
@hyperglavin.bsky.social
@nknauth.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh, Oops. Hit the wrong respond to petition for the blessings of Hiram, long may his work continue after his body has ceased.
#VALLEY100
@jimmyshelter.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Being an early adopter is one of the most secure principles of wealth! Fitzgerald, squeezing through a narrow space, injured, nursing the loss of two who clearly respected him enough to follow him unto harm, finds himself willing to pray to anything at this point.
#VALLEY100
February 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Reposted by Unmoored Ego
If you're not reading the various #VALLEY100 posts I'd really recommend that you go through them. This one in particular had me cracking up first thing in the morning; Alfred is putting on a great show here and everyone's actions & characters have been a delight
"And... what's this? Dear Dash, the Mandatorys' boy! Dashley, what are you d..." before she can finish, her face explodes in an awful delight of cream. Boom Boom Dubois has launched a pie into the old lady's face, and the room into chaos.

#VALLEY100
February 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"... We should be perfectly safe on our bellies on the outer edge of the boulder we are on, where it dips." The well-kept youth then soils his finery putting idea to practice, pocketing the keys furtively.

#VALLEY100 Room 13
@nknauth.bsky.social
@thiccmomswag.bsky.social
@amidabosatsu.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fitzgerald poorly stiffles a guffaw upon seeing Alvin.
"Friends, the Baron seems short of humors but long on wit. Should the boulders both be spherical... "

#VALLEY100 Room 13
@nknauth.bsky.social
@thiccmomswag.bsky.social
@amidabosatsu.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
In that light...
"After you, folks."
Fitzgerald opens, passes through the door, and holds it open for his 'compatriots' taking special care to close and lock the guards inside. Should the guards approach at speed, shut it fast

#VALLEY100 Room 15
@thiccmomswag.bsky.social
@amidabosatsu.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Alright, time to put the cards on the table. Since the hole is certain death, and the ceiling is coming down, we own the door, and can sell them passage for passage ourselves. This demise need not be mutual. Pass us the keys"

#VALLEY100 Room 15
@amidabosatsu.bsky.social
@thiccmomswag.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM