unluckykeys
@unluckykeys.bsky.social
it's 2004 somewhere baybeeeeeee
Pinned
unluckykeys
@unluckykeys.bsky.social
· Nov 6
hi my name is Nicholas, and i have delusions of becoming a professional musician. oh dear god why
Reposted by unluckykeys
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 AM
@rbreich.bsky.social it's 4 in the morning and i'm awake with some of the worst anxiety i've ever had in my 29 years on this awful planet. give it to me straight. are we gonna make it?
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
@rbreich.bsky.social it's 4 in the morning and i'm awake with some of the worst anxiety i've ever had in my 29 years on this awful planet. give it to me straight. are we gonna make it?
@seantroversy.bsky.social alright okay dammit how did you get so good at that slick wordplay that tickles my brain??? i mean, Brooklyn Bridge? "i gave you my heart and you tore me a new one" etc., it's just so good, are you even aware of just how good it is?
January 11, 2026 at 8:08 AM
@seantroversy.bsky.social alright okay dammit how did you get so good at that slick wordplay that tickles my brain??? i mean, Brooklyn Bridge? "i gave you my heart and you tore me a new one" etc., it's just so good, are you even aware of just how good it is?
i have entirely too much power here and must limit myself because i could very easily spend all day pestering musicians that i seriously admire
January 11, 2026 at 7:59 AM
i have entirely too much power here and must limit myself because i could very easily spend all day pestering musicians that i seriously admire
maybe the record should have been called What A Terrible World, What A Terrible World, ever think of that?
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 AM
maybe the record should have been called What A Terrible World, What A Terrible World, ever think of that?
Reposted by unluckykeys
is your storage locker really a storage locker or is it a dump you subscribe to
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
is your storage locker really a storage locker or is it a dump you subscribe to
@calculizer.bsky.social @seantroversy.bsky.social happy new year to both of you guys, your work has gotten me through some really tough times this year and i love you guys. do with this information what you will but 2026 is probably gonna be another busy year for you on my playlists
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
@calculizer.bsky.social @seantroversy.bsky.social happy new year to both of you guys, your work has gotten me through some really tough times this year and i love you guys. do with this information what you will but 2026 is probably gonna be another busy year for you on my playlists
boy, are these MAGA fuckwits gonna be embarrassed when they die and learn that this ball of shitty dirt we live on is just a ball of shitty dirt with no gods or masters, just con artists and their victims
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
boy, are these MAGA fuckwits gonna be embarrassed when they die and learn that this ball of shitty dirt we live on is just a ball of shitty dirt with no gods or masters, just con artists and their victims
everyone take a deep breath, and take solace in the fact that you're not currently listening to country music. if you are hearing country music, you have my sympathy. if you are actively listening to country music, no
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
everyone take a deep breath, and take solace in the fact that you're not currently listening to country music. if you are hearing country music, you have my sympathy. if you are actively listening to country music, no
Reposted by unluckykeys
banger tbh
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
banger tbh
man, i'm glad i'm not Radiohead
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
man, i'm glad i'm not Radiohead
man, i'm glad i'm not The Strokes. it sure must suck to have hit songs that people enjoy and make you enough money to focus on a shitty side project. actually playing those songs would be like pulling teeth, god forbid you appreciate what got you where you are. (fuck The Strokes very much)
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
man, i'm glad i'm not The Strokes. it sure must suck to have hit songs that people enjoy and make you enough money to focus on a shitty side project. actually playing those songs would be like pulling teeth, god forbid you appreciate what got you where you are. (fuck The Strokes very much)
i have the greatest friends, don't @ me
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
i have the greatest friends, don't @ me
Reposted by unluckykeys
[ redacted ]
[ also fucking redacted ]
[ also fucking redacted ]
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
[ redacted ]
[ also fucking redacted ]
[ also fucking redacted ]
tomorrow's my birthday and i plan to celebrate it by cursing the darkness. with a lot of cursing
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
tomorrow's my birthday and i plan to celebrate it by cursing the darkness. with a lot of cursing
i'm going to be awful embarrassed in the morning, but that's a problem for me in the morning
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
i'm going to be awful embarrassed in the morning, but that's a problem for me in the morning
if there's one thing i enjoy about this day and age, it's the ability to casually invoke people i respect and admire and pray they bear witness to any number of the jokes or things i have to share in the hopes that they will find me amusing
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
if there's one thing i enjoy about this day and age, it's the ability to casually invoke people i respect and admire and pray they bear witness to any number of the jokes or things i have to share in the hopes that they will find me amusing
@seantroversy.bsky.social when you release an album of The Band covers, can i be your Levon Helm? i rock a mean Yazoo Street Scandal. i rock it kinda slow, and i rock it kinda easy
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@seantroversy.bsky.social when you release an album of The Band covers, can i be your Levon Helm? i rock a mean Yazoo Street Scandal. i rock it kinda slow, and i rock it kinda easy
it doesn't surprise me too much that Dream Theater doesn't have a BlueSky, that i might pester them about Eve. they are, after all, only a business, and not a band. you'd think corporate prog metal would be a contradiction in terms but here we are
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
it doesn't surprise me too much that Dream Theater doesn't have a BlueSky, that i might pester them about Eve. they are, after all, only a business, and not a band. you'd think corporate prog metal would be a contradiction in terms but here we are
so in a dramatic twist i find myself thinking of Dream Theater. the fact that their best song (Eve) is not on any streaming service and is practically inaccessible except for a YouTube video or two is a fucking crime. go listen to Eve right now. put down your gameboy and GO LISTEN TO EVE RIGHT NOW
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
so in a dramatic twist i find myself thinking of Dream Theater. the fact that their best song (Eve) is not on any streaming service and is practically inaccessible except for a YouTube video or two is a fucking crime. go listen to Eve right now. put down your gameboy and GO LISTEN TO EVE RIGHT NOW
hi my name is Nicholas, and i have delusions of becoming a professional musician. oh dear god why
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
hi my name is Nicholas, and i have delusions of becoming a professional musician. oh dear god why
@schumer.senate.gov just so you know, the common member of the left wing *wants* Democrats like Zohran Mamdani, not feckless centrists whose impotence in the face of fascism could very easily be mistaken for complicity. i know it's difficult to face, but you're on the wrong side of history
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
@schumer.senate.gov just so you know, the common member of the left wing *wants* Democrats like Zohran Mamdani, not feckless centrists whose impotence in the face of fascism could very easily be mistaken for complicity. i know it's difficult to face, but you're on the wrong side of history
welcome to the heavyweight bout, Andrew Cuomo, you worthless fucking piece of shit. how's that MAGA money treating you now, nazi boy?
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
welcome to the heavyweight bout, Andrew Cuomo, you worthless fucking piece of shit. how's that MAGA money treating you now, nazi boy?
Reposted by unluckykeys
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
Reposted by unluckykeys
Some personal news: In lowering my head to take a bite of a very melty ice cream sandwich a few moments ago, I managed to smear ice cream all over the left lens of my glasses. I’m considering leaving there as a warning to all that it’s never too late to hit a new all-time low.
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Some personal news: In lowering my head to take a bite of a very melty ice cream sandwich a few moments ago, I managed to smear ice cream all over the left lens of my glasses. I’m considering leaving there as a warning to all that it’s never too late to hit a new all-time low.