"den how did this come to be" 23 & me sibling discovery two years ago

in fact. my sister's outnumbered now. like she's the outlier of the entire family

we have a diatomacious earth absorbant but like... solid and not cuddly for feline purposes bath mat if that offers you an alternate solution. it's like. a rock??? but then it dries faster than a normal bath mat

probably the best thing you can do is get really good at cooking. it's good for you. it's good for making friends. and it's hot as fuck.

it's such a fucking killer punchline i truly can't take the fic as anything but a comedic masterpiece. that's the literal end of the story. the entire thing is sincere in its rising tension but then just. they took his appendix. absolutely flawless dismount into joke territory. on accident?????

they took his appendix.

like they were going to kill him but he does get saved and all that happens is a surgery that he already would've needed soon in the first place

one of the characters gets kidnapped by a black market organ harvesting ring hired by his ex lawyer for revenge and he almost dies after they perform surgery on him while he's still awake and the outcome is just that he loses his appendix. which was already inflamed in the first place