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@unkram.bsky.social
(Honorary) Ph.D, shark attack survivor, pizza, dude. I like sports and horror movies and other movies and comic books! Header art by my 5 year old daughter, Beavis. My wife grew up with a British nanny. Today is my birthday!
I’m excited to get to the Nun movies with L! I don’t remember either of them really freaking me out, but think it’ll really get under his skin.

His rating for the original aligned with mine the first time I saw it.
September 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Alts are fun.
June 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@kyredsgal.bsky.social why do I feel like I just found John on Reddit?
June 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
thanks for noticing
June 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@jch24.bsky.social Squirrel Jam. Happy Friday.
June 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@rebekahmckendry.bsky.social finally getting around to Barstow (yeah shame on me, but life is fuckin’ busy). Really loving it so far…and the art/letters fit it perfectly!

I do have one request: I’m gonna need spinoff one-shots about the gorilla shooting a Kennedy and the possessed Pope! 😂
March 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It gets better.
February 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Also, Dickshark is a thing.
February 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
February 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 5:32 AM
December 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
And the next closest Starbucks…can’t have nothin
December 7, 2024 at 5:10 PM
god. dammit.
December 7, 2024 at 5:08 PM
As of this moment, this is my top 8. But I still have a lot of big ones to see!
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
@ohnocoop.bsky.social we doing mock drafts here? If so, I completed my first Raiders mock.
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Indeed.
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
FOLKS, ,,I am upping my nog game. #NogSky #NogHog
November 30, 2024 at 1:47 AM
We got that on letterboxd bubba
November 27, 2024 at 11:54 PM
November 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
They’re pretty great creatures.
November 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Look what Disney is giving you!
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I’m watching horror movies with my 9-year old son. Tonight we watched Krampus. This is his review.
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I also love him. Does he have a name?

Also, nice shark!
November 23, 2024 at 12:06 AM
We’re watching Simpson’s Christmas episodes. And getting drunk. Kids are a sloppy mess already.
November 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM