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@unkram.bsky.social
(Honorary) Ph.D, shark attack survivor, pizza, dude. I like sports and horror movies and other movies and comic books! Header art by my 5 year old daughter, Beavis. My wife grew up with a British nanny. Today is my birthday!
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December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The sound they make when you nail them.
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The sound they make when you nail them.
Please follow @unkram.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The sound they make when you nail them.
Please follow @unkram.bsky.social
The sound they make when you nail them.
Please follow @unkram.bsky.social
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i tell my toilet after every shit i take into that that bm was "off the record"
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i tell my toilet after every shit i take into that that bm was "off the record"
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feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.
@sgj.bsky.social I read the title and exactly one sentence of “The Night She Came Home” and I was hooked.
Absolutely loved the story. I hate to say “poor Mikey” knowing how the evening progressed, but man that was some devious shit Judith pulled!
Absolutely loved the story. I hate to say “poor Mikey” knowing how the evening progressed, but man that was some devious shit Judith pulled!
October 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@sgj.bsky.social I read the title and exactly one sentence of “The Night She Came Home” and I was hooked.
Absolutely loved the story. I hate to say “poor Mikey” knowing how the evening progressed, but man that was some devious shit Judith pulled!
Absolutely loved the story. I hate to say “poor Mikey” knowing how the evening progressed, but man that was some devious shit Judith pulled!
Putting all my lungs into this one:
FRIDAY AGAIN JER BABBY!
FRIDAY AGAIN JER BABBY!
September 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Putting all my lungs into this one:
FRIDAY AGAIN JER BABBY!
FRIDAY AGAIN JER BABBY!
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September 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
July 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
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That reminds me, happy birthday @unkram.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That reminds me, happy birthday @unkram.bsky.social
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@kyredsgal.bsky.social why do I feel like I just found John on Reddit?
June 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@kyredsgal.bsky.social why do I feel like I just found John on Reddit?
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I didn't know @unkram.bsky.social drove a Mazda.
June 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I didn't know @unkram.bsky.social drove a Mazda.
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@jch24.bsky.social Squirrel Jam. Happy Friday.
June 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@jch24.bsky.social Squirrel Jam. Happy Friday.
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My rankings:
1: the new one
2: the logging one
3: the bridge one
4. The first one
5: The roller coaster one
6: The NASCAR one
1: the new one
2: the logging one
3: the bridge one
4. The first one
5: The roller coaster one
6: The NASCAR one
So. There is not a bad one. They’re all at least good. Why did it take 14 years to get the new one?
May 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My rankings:
1: the new one
2: the logging one
3: the bridge one
4. The first one
5: The roller coaster one
6: The NASCAR one
1: the new one
2: the logging one
3: the bridge one
4. The first one
5: The roller coaster one
6: The NASCAR one
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@rebekahmckendry.bsky.social finally getting around to Barstow (yeah shame on me, but life is fuckin’ busy). Really loving it so far…and the art/letters fit it perfectly!
I do have one request: I’m gonna need spinoff one-shots about the gorilla shooting a Kennedy and the possessed Pope! 😂
I do have one request: I’m gonna need spinoff one-shots about the gorilla shooting a Kennedy and the possessed Pope! 😂
March 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@rebekahmckendry.bsky.social finally getting around to Barstow (yeah shame on me, but life is fuckin’ busy). Really loving it so far…and the art/letters fit it perfectly!
I do have one request: I’m gonna need spinoff one-shots about the gorilla shooting a Kennedy and the possessed Pope! 😂
I do have one request: I’m gonna need spinoff one-shots about the gorilla shooting a Kennedy and the possessed Pope! 😂
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Happy birthday @unkram.bsky.social
In the 1930s, Titus Tart started a potato chip company, and of course he named it for himself.
March 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Happy birthday @unkram.bsky.social
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February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Late poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All I want for christmas
Is yoooooouuuuuuuu
Attn @unkram.bsky.social
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All I want for christmas
Is yoooooouuuuuuuu
Attn @unkram.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Late poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All I want for christmas
Is yoooooouuuuuuuu
Attn @unkram.bsky.social
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All I want for christmas
Is yoooooouuuuuuuu
Attn @unkram.bsky.social
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I feel like @unkram.bsky.social is the only person I know that could get away with giving this to his SO, she would just roll her eyes and throw it at him.
February 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I feel like @unkram.bsky.social is the only person I know that could get away with giving this to his SO, she would just roll her eyes and throw it at him.
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Love the new ride, @unkram.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Love the new ride, @unkram.bsky.social
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If I had a Superb Owl, I’d name her Lix.
February 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If I had a Superb Owl, I’d name her Lix.