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25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
"It's a lovely shovel. It's got a big brass handle, copper fittings and a nickel scoop. And do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put it next to the other one."
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"It's a lovely shovel. It's got a big brass handle, copper fittings and a nickel scoop. And do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put it next to the other one."
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[advert for duck fat]
Duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
What?
You want duck fat in a hurry? Fuck Dat!
Fuck Dat duck fat is the only duck fat that you'll ever need in a hurry. Need duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
Duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
What?
You want duck fat in a hurry? Fuck Dat!
Fuck Dat duck fat is the only duck fat that you'll ever need in a hurry. Need duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
March 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
[advert for duck fat]
Duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
What?
You want duck fat in a hurry? Fuck Dat!
Fuck Dat duck fat is the only duck fat that you'll ever need in a hurry. Need duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
Duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
What?
You want duck fat in a hurry? Fuck Dat!
Fuck Dat duck fat is the only duck fat that you'll ever need in a hurry. Need duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
Just been on a whistle-stop tour. Very screechy and incredibly slow. WNR.
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Just been on a whistle-stop tour. Very screechy and incredibly slow. WNR.
- Just beat Charlie's Angels in a 'Who Can Sketch the Most Pictures of the Singer of Mandy' competition?
- Drew Barrymore?
- Not even close.
- Drew Barrymore?
- Not even close.
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
- Just beat Charlie's Angels in a 'Who Can Sketch the Most Pictures of the Singer of Mandy' competition?
- Drew Barrymore?
- Not even close.
- Drew Barrymore?
- Not even close.
He can't even win a Nobel Peace prize. Loser.
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He can't even win a Nobel Peace prize. Loser.
Watching Highlander. Immensely improved by believing Lambert is Haaland and Connery is Pep.
October 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Watching Highlander. Immensely improved by believing Lambert is Haaland and Connery is Pep.
The seal of quality. Why all the kids today say great things are 'proper quimby'.
October 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The seal of quality. Why all the kids today say great things are 'proper quimby'.
- Tom & Jerry's on! A Fred Quimby one.
- Pause it!
-I can't, it's 1989.
- Pause it!
-I can't, it's 1989.
streaming platforms have robbed us of the randomness that used to be both an essential property of tv watching and a quality that mitigated its addictiveness somewhat. we were wholly beholden to whatever happened to be on! if we didn’t like any of it we were obligated to go do something else!
October 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
- Tom & Jerry's on! A Fred Quimby one.
- Pause it!
-I can't, it's 1989.
- Pause it!
-I can't, it's 1989.
Techy four eyes.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Techy four eyes.
Mixed Nuts Factory
- Can someone pass me a few cashews?
- Sorry, only have every single fucking hazelnut in existence.
- Bag 'em up.
- Can someone pass me a few cashews?
- Sorry, only have every single fucking hazelnut in existence.
- Bag 'em up.
September 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Mixed Nuts Factory
- Can someone pass me a few cashews?
- Sorry, only have every single fucking hazelnut in existence.
- Bag 'em up.
- Can someone pass me a few cashews?
- Sorry, only have every single fucking hazelnut in existence.
- Bag 'em up.
Head wasp when you chuck your first empty in the bottle bank.
a woman with a veil on her face is saying let 's go girls .
ALT: a woman with a veil on her face is saying let 's go girls .
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Head wasp when you chuck your first empty in the bottle bank.
Don't see many self-confessed ladies men these days. 90s spinning in its grave.
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Don't see many self-confessed ladies men these days. 90s spinning in its grave.
Save time on sticking flags up by checking your location on Google Maps.
August 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Save time on sticking flags up by checking your location on Google Maps.
Watched the first 10 minutes of Bono's documentary. Good God.
August 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Watched the first 10 minutes of Bono's documentary. Good God.
*leaning on mic stand*
- I hear Superman has joined ICE. What next, Batman and Robin presenting Masterchef!! Can you imagine?!
"This madelaine cake is bringing back memories."
"Holy smokes, Bats, don't eat it!"
And then -
- GET OFF.
- I hear Superman has joined ICE. What next, Batman and Robin presenting Masterchef!! Can you imagine?!
"This madelaine cake is bringing back memories."
"Holy smokes, Bats, don't eat it!"
And then -
- GET OFF.
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
*leaning on mic stand*
- I hear Superman has joined ICE. What next, Batman and Robin presenting Masterchef!! Can you imagine?!
"This madelaine cake is bringing back memories."
"Holy smokes, Bats, don't eat it!"
And then -
- GET OFF.
- I hear Superman has joined ICE. What next, Batman and Robin presenting Masterchef!! Can you imagine?!
"This madelaine cake is bringing back memories."
"Holy smokes, Bats, don't eat it!"
And then -
- GET OFF.
Just finished second chapter of the Domesday Book. 18 households in Maulden! Magic stuff.
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just finished second chapter of the Domesday Book. 18 households in Maulden! Magic stuff.
Michael Parkinson was not good at interviewing people.
August 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Michael Parkinson was not good at interviewing people.
Watched San Andreas last night. Good, but plot had one huge fault.
July 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Watched San Andreas last night. Good, but plot had one huge fault.
Watched The Raid last night. Good, but quite a few flaws.
July 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Watched The Raid last night. Good, but quite a few flaws.
WAITER: Your consommé, sir.
COCO POPS MONKEY: I'd rather have a bowl of -
MRS CPM: Darling.
CPM: I'd rather... I'd rather... it looks delicious.
[Mrs CPM reaches across the table and gently squeezes CPM's hand. He will beat this. He will beat this.]
COCO POPS MONKEY: I'd rather have a bowl of -
MRS CPM: Darling.
CPM: I'd rather... I'd rather... it looks delicious.
[Mrs CPM reaches across the table and gently squeezes CPM's hand. He will beat this. He will beat this.]
July 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
WAITER: Your consommé, sir.
COCO POPS MONKEY: I'd rather have a bowl of -
MRS CPM: Darling.
CPM: I'd rather... I'd rather... it looks delicious.
[Mrs CPM reaches across the table and gently squeezes CPM's hand. He will beat this. He will beat this.]
COCO POPS MONKEY: I'd rather have a bowl of -
MRS CPM: Darling.
CPM: I'd rather... I'd rather... it looks delicious.
[Mrs CPM reaches across the table and gently squeezes CPM's hand. He will beat this. He will beat this.]
Louis Walsh [tied to the mast of Odysseus's ship, shouting]: "YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG MARTHA AND THE VANDELLAS."
July 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Louis Walsh [tied to the mast of Odysseus's ship, shouting]: "YOU REMIND ME OF A YOUNG MARTHA AND THE VANDELLAS."
You're a cash cow, Harry.
July 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You're a cash cow, Harry.
Hold....
hold....
hold.....
......DISASTERchef more like!
hold....
hold.....
......DISASTERchef more like!
July 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hold....
hold....
hold.....
......DISASTERchef more like!
hold....
hold.....
......DISASTERchef more like!