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theres a recurring newscaster in Gintama, like Kent Brockman on THE SIMPSONS. She's called 結野アナ, "Ketsuno Ana", or "Announcer Ketsuno."

only... "ketsuno ana" is a homonym for ケツの穴 ("ketsu no ana"), which means "butthole." How does the dub translate this joke?? by calling her "Maya Sizitzy."

😁😆
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I think one of the craziest revelations of 2205 was finding out the that battletoads are three teenagers who Henshin with alien toad jizz
December 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Something I really need to fix about how I think is how bad I sometimes make myself feel about not liking certain foods, but I was diagnosed with a sensory integration disorder when I was a child and that’s the reason I don’t eat certain things
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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W-B-X
最高のパートナー 出逢う時
奇跡おこる (So We can make it)
W(ダブル)を捜せ
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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バーゲスト
December 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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개추 말딸
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I’m gonna be honest I didn’t know Noam Chomsky was a real guy I thought gnome from half life was just named that
December 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My mother constantly texts me without using proper grammar so all her texts sound like the last audio log you find on a dead guy
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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"That you Jynx? I see Smogon roped you into this too."

"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."

"I thought I heard something critting..."

"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."

"Yeah. trouble."
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The fuck was I on making this
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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getter noir
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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How actually strong was him?
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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THE ROLLS
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Watching a classic in call right now.
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I should hop on Taco Bell
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
As I’ve been playing warframe I’ve been thinking about how fucked live service is from a business perspective
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Beach That Makes You Twerk
Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64)
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM