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Haven't posted for a while. Life has been coming at me hard and from every direction. Result? Big decision made to leave the UK. As of the 1st of Sept, my arse will be on this very balcony.....and I ain't coming back.
July 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Haven't posted for a while. Life has been coming at me hard and from every direction. Result? Big decision made to leave the UK. As of the 1st of Sept, my arse will be on this very balcony.....and I ain't coming back.
Its code name is the UTR 5H1T
March 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Its code name is the UTR 5H1T
It will shut us up if there is some form of disassembly event.
March 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It will shut us up if there is some form of disassembly event.
A picture speaks a thousands words.
March 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
A picture speaks a thousands words.
And today's 'Winner of the Internet Award' goes to......*opens envelope*....
March 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
And today's 'Winner of the Internet Award' goes to......*opens envelope*....
I never thought I would see the day....
March 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I never thought I would see the day....
The US doesn't have a Champagne business you dick. The clue is in the world.
March 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The US doesn't have a Champagne business you dick. The clue is in the world.
No to nitpick, but how would you know that they were "set on fire" given their propensity to spontaneously combust?
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No to nitpick, but how would you know that they were "set on fire" given their propensity to spontaneously combust?
Trumponomics all going well then?
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trumponomics all going well then?
Well said, John Cleese.
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Well said, John Cleese.
Genius. I love this so much.
March 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Genius. I love this so much.
How the hell is it that these so-called 'learned' people are only just figuring out what the average person on the street knew very clearly years ago? Wankers.
March 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
How the hell is it that these so-called 'learned' people are only just figuring out what the average person on the street knew very clearly years ago? Wankers.
The new 2nd Amendment? The right to bear pink clothes in order to fight against a tyrannical government.
March 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The new 2nd Amendment? The right to bear pink clothes in order to fight against a tyrannical government.
"Keir, Keir!! Please stop Nursie from dressing me like a foreskin?"
March 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Keir, Keir!! Please stop Nursie from dressing me like a foreskin?"
There goes the 1st Amendment.
March 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There goes the 1st Amendment.
Very reasonably priced. 👍
March 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Very reasonably priced. 👍
