going to my grandfather's long-overdue interment ceremony

saying hi to @ohitsroodie.bsky.social at the Badlands opening tonight

the way my chiropractor whispered in my ear "oh dude, you needed this" while scraping the fuck out of my back was definitely worth it

I feel drunk on power with a top knot. I look like a Portland Final Boss. Gonna make the nastiest cocktail ever into the trendy drink of the year.

my legs go all the way to the ground

"Are you wearing—"

"The Swarovski 'cum on my back' dress from Law & Order SVU? Yeah I am."

I heard that bigots were talking shit about Bolivia Carmichaels on Facebook

wip collage

I watched a video on Millennials vs Gen Z taking selfies and I could puke.