unkewlioso.bsky.social
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these Two-Eyes belong in prison
people being into Guys With Glasses is never not weird to me. I've seen Carrie, I've seen Never Been Kissed, I know how you Two-Eyes work!!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
these Two-Eyes belong in prison
should we J6 because the Balloon Gay says so
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
should we J6 because the Balloon Gay says so
2015: stop pitting women against each other
2025: pit all the women against each other at the same time
2025: pit all the women against each other at the same time
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
2015: stop pitting women against each other
2025: pit all the women against each other at the same time
2025: pit all the women against each other at the same time
why did I put so much effort into an outfit to wear to Hawks lmao... context is I was reviewing a concert 🤣 I was the only one wearing both pants and a shirt, I must have looked like a cop 🤣🤣🤣
September 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
why did I put so much effort into an outfit to wear to Hawks lmao... context is I was reviewing a concert 🤣 I was the only one wearing both pants and a shirt, I must have looked like a cop 🤣🤣🤣
I'm on academic probation at the Bad Bitch Academy
September 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm on academic probation at the Bad Bitch Academy
does the Bad Bitch Academy take FAFSA
September 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
does the Bad Bitch Academy take FAFSA
oh my GOD snipers take me out now 🤡
August 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
oh my GOD snipers take me out now 🤡
wondering why guys don't like me while asking myself if I can actually use the Together (2025) two headed hoodie 🤣
August 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
wondering why guys don't like me while asking myself if I can actually use the Together (2025) two headed hoodie 🤣
last night was a movie (box office bomb universally panned by critics and audiences)
August 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
last night was a movie (box office bomb universally panned by critics and audiences)
I knew it was love when I rode home crying thinking of you fucking other girls
August 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I knew it was love when I rode home crying thinking of you fucking other girls
meeting my high school friend's wife and baby
a woman is holding a cup of coffee in her hands .
ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee in her hands .
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June 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
meeting my high school friend's wife and baby
people being into Guys With Glasses is never not weird to me. I've seen Carrie, I've seen Never Been Kissed, I know how you Two-Eyes work!!!
May 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
people being into Guys With Glasses is never not weird to me. I've seen Carrie, I've seen Never Been Kissed, I know how you Two-Eyes work!!!
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post: I was just robbed at gunpoint
blueskyreply.exe: oh? had an encounter with our Felon in Chief, did you?
blueskyreply.exe: oh? had an encounter with our Felon in Chief, did you?
May 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
post: I was just robbed at gunpoint
blueskyreply.exe: oh? had an encounter with our Felon in Chief, did you?
blueskyreply.exe: oh? had an encounter with our Felon in Chief, did you?
going to my grandfather's long-overdue interment ceremony
May 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
going to my grandfather's long-overdue interment ceremony
found his birthday gift
a cartoon character is wearing a hoodie and laughing
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April 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
found his birthday gift
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I finally saw Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul. (2022) and my Tiktok is now mostly praise mimes.
April 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I finally saw Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul. (2022) and my Tiktok is now mostly praise mimes.
I have in-home laundry for the first time in nearly 15 years, I don't know if I like having it better or the little song the dryer sings when it's almost done (so modern!)
March 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have in-home laundry for the first time in nearly 15 years, I don't know if I like having it better or the little song the dryer sings when it's almost done (so modern!)
Lives were changed
Going to Stag tonight for Meat & Greets.
a woman wearing a blue top is clapping her hands together
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March 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Lives were changed
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Going to Stag tonight for Meat & Greets.
a woman wearing a blue top is clapping her hands together
ALT: a woman wearing a blue top is clapping her hands together
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March 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Going to Stag tonight for Meat & Greets.
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Anita Bryant is dead time to go have sex with a man
January 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Anita Bryant is dead time to go have sex with a man
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me to my cat when he won't shut up, in Tinashe's voice:
You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy / You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy
You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy / You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy
November 12, 2024 at 2:51 PM
me to my cat when he won't shut up, in Tinashe's voice:
You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy / You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy
You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy / You've been a mouthy boy, mouthy
she's like Jank where have you been hunni 😇 where it look like bitch 🤬 gettin this money 🤑
October 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM
she's like Jank where have you been hunni 😇 where it look like bitch 🤬 gettin this money 🤑
damn maybe there's something to walking 47 km in a week bc my ass looks cute right now
September 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
damn maybe there's something to walking 47 km in a week bc my ass looks cute right now
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on the one hand, we have not seen the end of this yet just the beginning
on the other hand russia has to know some bozos are not worth the effort lol
on the other hand russia has to know some bozos are not worth the effort lol
Sad to see Andy Ngo skating by on this, I'd have thought he would be on the take immediately after Tenet's launch
September 5, 2024 at 12:02 AM
on the one hand, we have not seen the end of this yet just the beginning
on the other hand russia has to know some bozos are not worth the effort lol
on the other hand russia has to know some bozos are not worth the effort lol