Cody P
@unkemptfilmfan.bsky.social
Movies, art, frights, cats, and shitposts most likely.
37. he/him.
37. he/him.
Merry Malörtmas, one and all.
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Merry Malörtmas, one and all.
Should I become a Jess Franco Pervert or a Jean Rollin Pervert?
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Should I become a Jess Franco Pervert or a Jean Rollin Pervert?
I just started the audiobook for Brian McNaughton’s The Throne of Bones after seeing everyone (actually I think it was mostly @jrbolt.bsky.social) sing its perverted praises.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I just started the audiobook for Brian McNaughton’s The Throne of Bones after seeing everyone (actually I think it was mostly @jrbolt.bsky.social) sing its perverted praises.
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A field in England
October 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
A field in England
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Maybe this is old news and I am just late like always, but I just discovered this podcast, The Classic Ghost Stories Podcast hosted by Tony Walker.
Each week he reads, as you may have guessed, a classic scary story, mostly from the 1800s and early 1900s.
Each week he reads, as you may have guessed, a classic scary story, mostly from the 1800s and early 1900s.
October 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Maybe this is old news and I am just late like always, but I just discovered this podcast, The Classic Ghost Stories Podcast hosted by Tony Walker.
Each week he reads, as you may have guessed, a classic scary story, mostly from the 1800s and early 1900s.
Each week he reads, as you may have guessed, a classic scary story, mostly from the 1800s and early 1900s.
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CANDLE COVE
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
CANDLE COVE
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)
(a favorite from the great creepypasta series that was CHANEL ZERO)
With everything else going wrong in the world Taylor Swift has the audacity to release an album that is so fuckin ass into a discography that is already pretty ass.
Girl read the ROOM.
Girl read the ROOM.
October 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
With everything else going wrong in the world Taylor Swift has the audacity to release an album that is so fuckin ass into a discography that is already pretty ass.
Girl read the ROOM.
Girl read the ROOM.
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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
Hear me out…
A double feature of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and UNDER THE SILVER LAKE.
A double feature of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and UNDER THE SILVER LAKE.
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hear me out…
A double feature of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and UNDER THE SILVER LAKE.
A double feature of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and UNDER THE SILVER LAKE.
That’s what my iPad tells me.
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That’s what my iPad tells me.
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Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit
September 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit
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THROUGH THE DARKNESS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
September 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
THROUGH THE DARKNESS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
OF FUTURE PAST
THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE
ONE CHANCE OUT
BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
If I see an ad on a refrigerator I’m killing myself in front of the hidden camera built into the screen to track my malnutrition levels and ruining an underpaid Samsung employee’s life.
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung brings ads to US fridges
Samsung’s ‘screens everywhere’ initiative is morphing into ads everywhere.
buff.ly
September 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If I see an ad on a refrigerator I’m killing myself in front of the hidden camera built into the screen to track my malnutrition levels and ruining an underpaid Samsung employee’s life.
It would be very hot and sexy of you, yes you, the [GENDER] reading this, to invite me to your Plex server.
I love da movies.
I love da movies.
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It would be very hot and sexy of you, yes you, the [GENDER] reading this, to invite me to your Plex server.
I love da movies.
I love da movies.
I’m not sure what else I wanna do to it, but this started out as a sketch and turned into something bigger because it’s just fun to look at Dev Patel for many hours.
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m not sure what else I wanna do to it, but this started out as a sketch and turned into something bigger because it’s just fun to look at Dev Patel for many hours.
Another day proving Bluesky simply does not have the juice.
Twitter sucks but it’s got jokes.
Twitter sucks but it’s got jokes.
September 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Another day proving Bluesky simply does not have the juice.
Twitter sucks but it’s got jokes.
Twitter sucks but it’s got jokes.
I worked in a hotel for many years and SOME BUT NOT ALL of the rooms had showers like these so I would get calls from people in the morning about how to get their shower to work and do you know how hard it is to describe doing this over a phone?
Oooh, a promising entry in the always-competitive category “insanely counterintuitive and user-unfriendly designs for hotel bathroom fixtures.”
If I hadn’t found the diagram— which is in the check-in materials, not posted— there is simply no way I *ever* would have found this solution.
If I hadn’t found the diagram— which is in the check-in materials, not posted— there is simply no way I *ever* would have found this solution.
September 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I worked in a hotel for many years and SOME BUT NOT ALL of the rooms had showers like these so I would get calls from people in the morning about how to get their shower to work and do you know how hard it is to describe doing this over a phone?
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I tell ya, marriage ain’t easy, it ain’t easy but it works better if you find things you both like. my wife and I, we like the work of Mark Z. Danielewski. every time I’m in the House, she Leaves
June 9, 2023 at 11:57 PM
I tell ya, marriage ain’t easy, it ain’t easy but it works better if you find things you both like. my wife and I, we like the work of Mark Z. Danielewski. every time I’m in the House, she Leaves
Hear me out: Robert Longstreet as Father Callahan in Mike Flanagan’s Dark Tower series.
August 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hear me out: Robert Longstreet as Father Callahan in Mike Flanagan’s Dark Tower series.
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🚨TOSHIRO MIFUNE IN A CROP TOP🚨
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
🚨TOSHIRO MIFUNE IN A CROP TOP🚨
I ain’t believing shit until I hear it from the only reliable news source of the past five years.
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I ain’t believing shit until I hear it from the only reliable news source of the past five years.
I’m sure once I post this I will think of different choices I wish I would have gone with, but these are the first ones that came to mind.
(Names and movies in alt text.)
(Names and movies in alt text.)
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m sure once I post this I will think of different choices I wish I would have gone with, but these are the first ones that came to mind.
(Names and movies in alt text.)
(Names and movies in alt text.)
My lifelong hate of James Cameron remains justified.
“I’d like to see the cost of VFX artists come down.” — ‘Avatar’ director and Stability AI board member James Cameron claims effects workers are too expensive, putting blockbusters and the VFX industry at risk.
www.cartoonbrew.com/vfx/vfx-arti...
www.cartoonbrew.com/vfx/vfx-arti...
James Cameron Says VFX Costs Threaten Future Of Blockbusters
In a recent interview, Stability AI board member James Cameron warned high budgets threaten theaters, urging cheaper VFX and new tech to cut costs.
www.cartoonbrew.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
My lifelong hate of James Cameron remains justified.
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I have an idea to make up $100M in market value
August 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have an idea to make up $100M in market value