𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹
@uniwow.bsky.social
10% Squirrel
90% Ass
🔞TABOO DNI🔞
90% Ass
🔞TABOO DNI🔞
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
September 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”
July 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”
“Daaaaaamn, little miss Ass-istant…didn’t know there was gonna be hot dogs on the beach”
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
July 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Daaaaaamn, little miss Ass-istant…didn’t know there was gonna be hot dogs on the beach”
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
“B-Bucktooth?!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
June 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“B-Bucktooth?!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
“NOT HELPING!”
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
“NOT HELPING!”
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
“A-Are my teeth that big?”
June 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“A-Are my teeth that big?”
“F-For real?”
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
June 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“F-For real?”
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
“She…she made fun of my buckteeth”
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
June 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“She…she made fun of my buckteeth”
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
“…You know what, fighting ain’t mah strongest sport”
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“…You know what, fighting ain’t mah strongest sport”
“I’m not movin’ an inch, queenie”
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
“I’m not movin’ an inch, queenie”
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
Well does it or does it not? Being unsure is making the squirrel all nervous and on edge
May 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Well does it or does it not? Being unsure is making the squirrel all nervous and on edge
“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”
May 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”
“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”
May 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”
“First of all, I get out and exercise more than you”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
May 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“First of all, I get out and exercise more than you”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
“………You call that ass?”
May 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“………You call that ass?”
How can you be mad at her while blowing her back out when she has a face like that?
Oh right…she likes to throw insults at the person beating her cheeks in, a very effective method is she says so herself
Oh right…she likes to throw insults at the person beating her cheeks in, a very effective method is she says so herself
May 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
How can you be mad at her while blowing her back out when she has a face like that?
Oh right…she likes to throw insults at the person beating her cheeks in, a very effective method is she says so herself
Oh right…she likes to throw insults at the person beating her cheeks in, a very effective method is she says so herself
“Y-You 𝘧-𝘧𝘧𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬~ like an 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑~”
She’s hoping her insult was convincing him that she wasn’t losing feeling in her ass and legs…
She’s hoping her insult was convincing him that she wasn’t losing feeling in her ass and legs…
May 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“Y-You 𝘧-𝘧𝘧𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬~ like an 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑~”
She’s hoping her insult was convincing him that she wasn’t losing feeling in her ass and legs…
She’s hoping her insult was convincing him that she wasn’t losing feeling in her ass and legs…
Hey her attempted murder charges from Cherry are finally dropped
…Thought it took some time for the mayor to “drop the charges”
…Thought it took some time for the mayor to “drop the charges”
May 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey her attempted murder charges from Cherry are finally dropped
…Thought it took some time for the mayor to “drop the charges”
…Thought it took some time for the mayor to “drop the charges”
💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
And the squirrel’s leaping into the air, with her ass blocking the sun for a bit…then falling directly onto Cherry’s face at full velocity
…Probably should’ve told her about the crushing and stuff
“SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP IN, DAMMIT!”
And the squirrel’s leaping into the air, with her ass blocking the sun for a bit…then falling directly onto Cherry’s face at full velocity
…Probably should’ve told her about the crushing and stuff
“SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP IN, DAMMIT!”
April 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
And the squirrel’s leaping into the air, with her ass blocking the sun for a bit…then falling directly onto Cherry’s face at full velocity
…Probably should’ve told her about the crushing and stuff
“SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP IN, DAMMIT!”
And the squirrel’s leaping into the air, with her ass blocking the sun for a bit…then falling directly onto Cherry’s face at full velocity
…Probably should’ve told her about the crushing and stuff
“SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP IN, DAMMIT!”
She is soon pelted in the back of the head by an acorn
“I’LL SUFFOCATE U IF YA DON’T SHUT IT! YOU’VE BEEN YAPPING ALL NIGHT NOW AND I’M RUNNIN’ ON AN HOUR OF SLEEP”
“I’LL SUFFOCATE U IF YA DON’T SHUT IT! YOU’VE BEEN YAPPING ALL NIGHT NOW AND I’M RUNNIN’ ON AN HOUR OF SLEEP”
April 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
She is soon pelted in the back of the head by an acorn
“I’LL SUFFOCATE U IF YA DON’T SHUT IT! YOU’VE BEEN YAPPING ALL NIGHT NOW AND I’M RUNNIN’ ON AN HOUR OF SLEEP”
“I’LL SUFFOCATE U IF YA DON’T SHUT IT! YOU’VE BEEN YAPPING ALL NIGHT NOW AND I’M RUNNIN’ ON AN HOUR OF SLEEP”
“Those should be my words, buddy”
“Whatcha doin’ here, fancy pants?”
“Whatcha doin’ here, fancy pants?”
April 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Those should be my words, buddy”
“Whatcha doin’ here, fancy pants?”
“Whatcha doin’ here, fancy pants?”
Holy ass addicts
30+ notifs? Freaks, the lot of y’all
30+ notifs? Freaks, the lot of y’all
April 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Holy ass addicts
30+ notifs? Freaks, the lot of y’all
30+ notifs? Freaks, the lot of y’all
Nah. She knows already due to her running into said source of the rumors…though by the time she made it to him, her entire bottom half destroyed the pants
“Dude, like, fo’ real? Daaaaaammnn, yo ass is FREAKY freaky…though you’re kinda based for it~”
“Dude, like, fo’ real? Daaaaaammnn, yo ass is FREAKY freaky…though you’re kinda based for it~”
April 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Nah. She knows already due to her running into said source of the rumors…though by the time she made it to him, her entire bottom half destroyed the pants
“Dude, like, fo’ real? Daaaaaammnn, yo ass is FREAKY freaky…though you’re kinda based for it~”
“Dude, like, fo’ real? Daaaaaammnn, yo ass is FREAKY freaky…though you’re kinda based for it~”
One jog and her sweat pants are drenched AND shredded to bits…now do you see why pants are a no go for her?
April 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One jog and her sweat pants are drenched AND shredded to bits…now do you see why pants are a no go for her?
Oh and to point out the obvious: She never wears pants, only shorts, shirts, and occasional panties (they don’t tend to last long though)
April 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh and to point out the obvious: She never wears pants, only shorts, shirts, and occasional panties (they don’t tend to last long though)