𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹
@uniwow.bsky.social
10% Squirrel
90% Ass
🔞TABOO DNI🔞
90% Ass
🔞TABOO DNI🔞
Pinned
“ ‘ℍ𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟’ ’ 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕤𝕒𝕚𝕕…𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕀 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟’ 𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘!
𝕆𝕙! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤. 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠~”
𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕, 𝙵𝚊𝚝-𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎
𝕆𝕙! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤. 𝔽𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠~”
𝙷𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕, 𝙵𝚊𝚝-𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎
Reposted by 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹
ⓘ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
September 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
ⓘ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
“AYO, NOOK!”
Seems she’s already one step ahead, she’s bursting into town hall leaving a trail of sweat as she gets behind the counter where he’s seated
“It’s that time of the day again…this one’s a REEEAAAL wet and steamy one today, courtesy of the sun”
Seems she’s already one step ahead, she’s bursting into town hall leaving a trail of sweat as she gets behind the counter where he’s seated
“It’s that time of the day again…this one’s a REEEAAAL wet and steamy one today, courtesy of the sun”
She should visit Tom then! His room is much cooler. . . Not to mention she'd have a comfy seat to soak up all that sweat too!
She's lucky Nook's so freaky in bed. . . he doubts the other villagers could handle that swamp ass.💧
She's lucky Nook's so freaky in bed. . . he doubts the other villagers could handle that swamp ass.💧
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
September 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
“AYO, NOOK!”
Seems she’s already one step ahead, she’s bursting into town hall leaving a trail of sweat as she gets behind the counter where he’s seated
“It’s that time of the day again…this one’s a REEEAAAL wet and steamy one today, courtesy of the sun”
Seems she’s already one step ahead, she’s bursting into town hall leaving a trail of sweat as she gets behind the counter where he’s seated
“It’s that time of the day again…this one’s a REEEAAAL wet and steamy one today, courtesy of the sun”
Reposted by 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝓇𝑒𝓁 𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒢𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
September 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
September 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
Hazel laughs, patting the pup on her back
“Nope. You’re quite a hoot to be around, girl~”
“Nope. You’re quite a hoot to be around, girl~”
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“ F - Favorite !? that's a bit
much isn't it ? ”
“ F - Favorite !? that's a bit
much isn't it ? ”
“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”
July 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hazel laughs, patting the pup on her back
“Nope. You’re quite a hoot to be around, girl~”
“Nope. You’re quite a hoot to be around, girl~”
“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”
July 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”
“Daaaaaamn, little miss Ass-istant…didn’t know there was gonna be hot dogs on the beach”
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
July 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Daaaaaamn, little miss Ass-istant…didn’t know there was gonna be hot dogs on the beach”
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
Apparently the forecast calls for hot squirrels too…
“B-Bucktooth?!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
June 5, 2025 at 10:17 AM
“B-Bucktooth?!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
Oop. Seems she’s struck a sensitive nerve with that comment, just the mere mention of it got the squirrel flustered up
“M-My teeth are normal, you j-jerk!”
“NOT HELPING!”
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
“NOT HELPING!”
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
Rude, her bucktooth is a VERY sensitive subject. It’s her one and only Achilles heel…
>:(
“A-Are my teeth that big?”
June 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“A-Are my teeth that big?”
“F-For real?”
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
June 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“F-For real?”
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
Showing off her teeth a bit, slightly more confident about keeping them on display
“She…she made fun of my buckteeth”
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
June 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“She…she made fun of my buckteeth”
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
Uh oh, looks like someone made the little squirrel cry
“…You know what, fighting ain’t mah strongest sport”
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“…You know what, fighting ain’t mah strongest sport”
“I’m not movin’ an inch, queenie”
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
“I’m not movin’ an inch, queenie”
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
Arms crossed. Feet firmly planted into the ground. Man is she ballsy or what
“…Right. You’re old and what not”
“Just know that my ass will crush ya…unless ya get out of my way”
“Just know that my ass will crush ya…unless ya get out of my way”
"What in the underworld even is a Panini?"
Ah, to be thousands of years old.
Ah, to be thousands of years old.
“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”
June 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
“…Right. You’re old and what not”
“Just know that my ass will crush ya…unless ya get out of my way”
“Just know that my ass will crush ya…unless ya get out of my way”
“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”
"That's why you peasants leave the thinking to ME and just DO what I, the THINKER, tell YOU, the DOERS!"
“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”
June 4, 2025 at 10:44 AM
“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”
Well does it or does it not? Being unsure is making the squirrel all nervous and on edge
May 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Well does it or does it not? Being unsure is making the squirrel all nervous and on edge
“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”
May 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”
“Isn’t violence beneath royalty or something? You’re really not acting all too regal-like, are ya?~”
She loves getting beneath Ankha’s skin…why? In her opinion, the queen’s hotter showing her true emotion than the whole egotistical act
She loves getting beneath Ankha’s skin…why? In her opinion, the queen’s hotter showing her true emotion than the whole egotistical act
"Maybe if I'll have your face lashed 50 times, even you will realize that no one loves you for your face, not to speak of your abhorrent personality.
So much misplaced confidence."
So much misplaced confidence."
“That’s obvious when some losers would want something like you on their face”
May 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Isn’t violence beneath royalty or something? You’re really not acting all too regal-like, are ya?~”
She loves getting beneath Ankha’s skin…why? In her opinion, the queen’s hotter showing her true emotion than the whole egotistical act
She loves getting beneath Ankha’s skin…why? In her opinion, the queen’s hotter showing her true emotion than the whole egotistical act
She would become madly flushed
Even she doesn’t find them appealing
Even she doesn’t find them appealing
𝘏𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵 .ᐣ
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵 .ᐣ
Hazel’s biggest insecurity is surprisingly her large buck teeth in the front
May 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
She would become madly flushed
Even she doesn’t find them appealing
Even she doesn’t find them appealing
Hazel’s biggest insecurity is surprisingly her large buck teeth in the front
May 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hazel’s biggest insecurity is surprisingly her large buck teeth in the front
“That’s obvious when some losers would want something like you on their face”
"Said the commoner to the divine Pharao.
You may have men that favour you, but alas, not every man can have good taste, now can they~"
You may have men that favour you, but alas, not every man can have good taste, now can they~"
“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”
May 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“That’s obvious when some losers would want something like you on their face”
“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”
May 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”
“First of all, I get out and exercise more than you”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
May 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“First of all, I get out and exercise more than you”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
“Second of all, you look malnourished and hella boney for a queen”
“And third of all, guys love thick chubby girls nowadays~”
“Oh excuse yourself, Miss skin and bones”
"Excuse you?!"
“Huh…can’t believe people would want THAT on their faces”
May 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Oh excuse yourself, Miss skin and bones”