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UnitedStatesOfcrIsis
@unitedst8sofcrisis.bsky.social
Chief Meme ✨thief✨
Attorney General of fuckery 🫧
Captain of bullshit cheer squad🤸🏾‍♀️
Big Back extraordinaire
Not I got cheated out my spot in knockout tour 🫨🫨
June 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Drirrrring.... ping! Good morning/afternoon! o/
May 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
LETS FUCKING GO BIRDS
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Looks like the check and the tip ain't clear Andy 🦅
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
33 - 0
Couldn't be me 😂 🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Let's fucking go Saquan and Jalen
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Soooo what time yall heading to Broad st? I was not standing in them long ass bar lines
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
MUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
FLY EAGLES FLYYYYY ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY 🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
January 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If anybody can donate to my friend it would be greatly appreciated. She is dealing with a crazy sudden amount bills and appointments she needs to pay for in addition to relocating her and her family
Donate to Justice & Support for Serena’s Brown Recovery and Safety, organized by Gabrielle Brown
My sister was brutally assaulted on 12/15/24. One of her frie… Gabrielle Brown needs your support for Justice & Support for Serena’s Brown Recovery and Safety
www.gofundme.com
December 29, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Quick question yall.... did anybody else see a fucking drone last night on the highway heading to Philly from KOP just before 6 or???? Cause my man called me driving shocked #blacksky #whatintheactualfuck #drones #Phillysky #Philly
December 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I'm sorry but why the fuck RFK Jr sound like that? Mans sound like a broken record actively being scratched and remixed by new DJ who just got a set of turntables #blacksky
November 16, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Wouldn’t be me if I didn’t bring some Manchester United hate to the timeline…
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 PM
@grantsounds.bsky.social you on here too fren? 🥹🥹
November 16, 2024 at 6:21 PM
That fight was bullshit idc idc idc #blacksky
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
lot of new people here so advertise your account with one gif or image
November 16, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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and this is NOT a safe space for megan thee stallion hate
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Get to know each other

pronouns: she/her
height: Scoliosis a bitch
shoe: 11 my Cruise ships docked
zodiac: ♏️
smoke: Weezy-Bitch Inc.™️
tattoos: Maybe one day
piercings: they fucking did my original holes like 3x. want a nose ring
fav drink: Ginger-ale fucking slaps and I'm tired of lying about it
Getting to know each other <33

pronouns: she/her
height: 5’4
shoe: 7 (grade school)
zodiac: scorpiooo
smoke: no
tattoos: no but maybe i’ll get one soon :)
piercings: yesss my bellybutton. thinking of getting my back dimples done also
fav drink: dr. peppers are my weakness :(
Getting to know each other

Pronouns: She/they
Height: 5’2
Shoe: 8.5
Zodiac: 🦂
Smoke: nah
Tattoos: yuhhhhh
Piercings: yuhhhh
Fav drink: ☕️🫖🧋
November 16, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Yall think Mike finna make a silk purse outta them sows ears? 😏😏😏
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Where the meme threads at? I got memes to steal
November 16, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I'm just here for the fuckery, memes & vibes.....watching Elon go broke from shitter is just a plus 😌✨
November 16, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Lie detector determined that was... not a lie 😂😂
This how the creator of bluesky wokeup today 😂 #blacksky #blacktwitter
November 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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This how the creator of bluesky wokeup today 😂 #blacksky #blacktwitter
November 15, 2024 at 4:14 PM