The Goitre Belt
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She/her. You would know me from sweating too much anywhere at anytime 🫠
I should just apply for a business loan and open up a food truck
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I should just apply for a business loan and open up a food truck
I think about pickles way too much
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I think about pickles way too much
False Killer Whale is the tattoo of my dreams
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 AM
False Killer Whale is the tattoo of my dreams
the art on this app is amazing. y’all are so talented.
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 AM
the art on this app is amazing. y’all are so talented.
I need Coles notes for Howards End cause what was the point?
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I need Coles notes for Howards End cause what was the point?
was thinking about the future in the past when I was thinking about the past in the future
January 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM
was thinking about the future in the past when I was thinking about the past in the future
Has anyone read this book? It is sealed in the store and wondering if it is worth the 55+ price tag 💭🤔
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Has anyone read this book? It is sealed in the store and wondering if it is worth the 55+ price tag 💭🤔
2026 is the Lunar Zodiac 🧧 of Year of the Horse 🐴 - Energetic vibrancy, adventure, and momentum 🌟🌌✨
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
2026 is the Lunar Zodiac 🧧 of Year of the Horse 🐴 - Energetic vibrancy, adventure, and momentum 🌟🌌✨
everyone get there boxed set of Golden Girls on DVD and fuhgettabout it. Take that Disney
Disney has hiked prices and laid off hundreds of workers this year.
Yet Disney paid its CEO $41B in 2024. It just reported a 36% increase in net profits for parks and streaming. And it plans to double stock buybacks next year.
Remember this as Disney turns to AI.
Yet Disney paid its CEO $41B in 2024. It just reported a 36% increase in net profits for parks and streaming. And it plans to double stock buybacks next year.
Remember this as Disney turns to AI.
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
everyone get there boxed set of Golden Girls on DVD and fuhgettabout it. Take that Disney
Planets location update:
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Planets location update:
I made this keyboard so a clay Dino🦖 would have something to play
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I made this keyboard so a clay Dino🦖 would have something to play
there are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
‘The Bear’ more like my four yr old Nephew
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
‘The Bear’ more like my four yr old Nephew
This is the kinda auras I get when I wake up in the middle of the night. Does anyone else experience this?
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is the kinda auras I get when I wake up in the middle of the night. Does anyone else experience this?
“ When the dream is gone it’s a lonelier place”🎶
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Woman In Love by Barbra Streisand on Apple Music
Song · 1980 · Duration 3:53
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November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“ When the dream is gone it’s a lonelier place”🎶
music.apple.com/ca/album/wom...
music.apple.com/ca/album/wom...
Nose whistling along the way in an Uber
November 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Nose whistling along the way in an Uber
“Refusal to participate is a moral choice” - Robin Wall Kimmerer
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Refusal to participate is a moral choice” - Robin Wall Kimmerer
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Someone stepped on my prehensile tentacles while I was trying to burst up through a sewer grate
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Someone stepped on my prehensile tentacles while I was trying to burst up through a sewer grate