Looks fascinating.

HOW MUCH!!!

Thus all those who are from Gaza will now become US citizens?

“Is it funny?”

Rome?

What’s the difference between a”pre-signed copy” of the book and a “signed copy” of the book?

I feel the prefix “pre” may be redundant.

Oh I know where it’s from!
(One of my favourite lines too)

That’s a great line, but is it an opening line…

Cheers for that.

By “altered the curvature of the artefact” do you mean that’s not what it would have been originally?

I would love to see massive flocks of chickens running through London streets.

Now, following a quick Google, the truth may be nearer 15 mph (if chased).

That just means I am not nearly as fast as I thought I was.

Have you ever tried to catch a chicken. Really fast.
I reckon mine can do 35mph on the flat, if chased.
(I have done no research, beyond chasing aforementioned poultry)

I think he was quoting Mark Twain…

I have an email doppelgänger that I once had a brief chat with which culminated with him sending me pictures of his children’s passports to prove a point.
He seems a genuinely lovely chap and I still have an “auto forward” filter setup for him.

His kids have the best names I have ever encountered

So change your constitution and it will stop people killing children.

“Little less Chappell Roan, little more chapel goin’”

With apologies to #beefanddairynetwork

Although the census story *is* a fairytale…
There are no records of it, and Roman censuses did not require travel.

A copy hangs on a wall in our downstairs toilet and everyone comments on it.