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King Kornet☘️🦄
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Kornet Truther
NBA Aficionado
#WCT
We got an 8-way tie for for second place in my league with two weeks left… absolutely diabolical
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The King is back!

Spurs are undefeated when Kornet plays, and it’s not hard to see why 💚
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Not Celtics related but… we had a staff 3v3 basketball tourney yesterday (8 teams), aaand your boy won! Team name the Vanilla Thunder in honor of Kornet

(also haven’t done a face reveal yet but figured this was the right time, usually rock a beard but just started no-shave-November)
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Hey friends, been a busy summer and haven’t been all that active on the app.

Slowly convincing myself that the Celts are going to be a scrappy dark-horse contender, might need to talk to a therapist…

Anyway miss you all and here’s a picture of some Trumpeter Swans I saw on my last trip!
August 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Was out of ranch so had to put ceasar on the pizza, and either I’m stoned out of my mind, or I discovered something special
June 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This was the guy they were telling me was better a better playoff performer than Tatum?

4pts in elimination game is nasty work
April 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Day 104
April 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not a Kornet/NBA related post, but it’s the end of winter-sports-season and just learned to ski this year. I’m a little proud of how far I’ve come so here’s a first day vs. last day (in the reply) for your viewing enjoyment

Day 1
April 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My picks for the post season
April 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Take a look at this wildly tight race in the West. Some scattered thoughts
-2/3 and 5/6 are the preferred spots to avoid OKC
-Only 5/6 games left

-If I am GSW the last team I want to see is Denver

-The Clippers are looking dangerous

-Worst teams in the bunch might be LAL and Memphis
April 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Not basketball related, but a gorgeous sunset tonight:
March 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What a half from the UniKornet
March 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Repping our boy JB so glad he’s back! Let’s go Boston ☘️
March 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Was reading an old article (2010) about the decline of the USA. They didn’t get everything right, but certain sections seem downright prophetic:
February 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Zeus strikes a mortal
February 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Remember how much Sixers fans hated Tobias Harris? Well Paul George (aka Philly savior) is even worse:
February 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Celtics stat of the day:

Our current leader in restricted area FG% is none other than Post-up PP (followed closely by the UniKornet himself). Absolutely insane stats from our 6ft nothing PG
February 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My friend (Hornets) and I disagree about All-Star selection criteria, what are your thoughts?
January 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Update for my all my foxy friends… they’re back!
January 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
We have this playful fox couple that keeps stopping by. This is the third time this week that we’ve seen them.

I think it’s about time they get some names, Tatum and Brown are early contenders but I’m open to suggestions…
January 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s not too bad, this is the view of my living room
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A little warmer today (-10), but found this hot spring for the most excellent beer of my life. Almost made up for the fact I missed the Celtics game
January 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Champions find a way to win ugly, but this was an ugly 22 seconds of action.

I’m torn between wanting them to compete hard every game, and also understanding taking it 80% in the regular season because they’ve already proven so much
January 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Kornet was so dominant in college, the league had to ban him from shooting threes.

He might already be the greatest center of all time, how good would he be if they let him shoot the 3 again?

(Credit to the great @celticsblog.bsky.social)
January 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The only correct ballot ☘️
January 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM