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The alternative girlies are doing a lot of heavy lifting this holiday season by wearing as much glitzy makeup and wispies as we can to keep the relatives clutching their pearls and offended by impropriety.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The alternative girlies are doing a lot of heavy lifting this holiday season by wearing as much glitzy makeup and wispies as we can to keep the relatives clutching their pearls and offended by impropriety.
Show me your tan food
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Show me your tan food
It's Jell-O Temptations night
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It's Jell-O Temptations night
Buying this cheap Italian wine and fancy Jell-O at the grocery store might have been the single silliest set of checkout items of my entire life. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #girldinner
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Buying this cheap Italian wine and fancy Jell-O at the grocery store might have been the single silliest set of checkout items of my entire life. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #girldinner
I heard tonight is Jell-O night, so here I am to represent Team Bava
... or will I? I like Argento stuff too
...
Aaagh
#TheLastDriveIn
... or will I? I like Argento stuff too
...
Aaagh
#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I heard tonight is Jell-O night, so here I am to represent Team Bava
... or will I? I like Argento stuff too
...
Aaagh
#TheLastDriveIn
... or will I? I like Argento stuff too
...
Aaagh
#TheLastDriveIn
This is who runs this account
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is who runs this account
I thought I wasn't going to get any trick or treaters yesterday and was very pleasantly proven wrong and got to give out ALL of my full size candy bars. 🎃 🍬
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I thought I wasn't going to get any trick or treaters yesterday and was very pleasantly proven wrong and got to give out ALL of my full size candy bars. 🎃 🍬
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Went to see Frankenstein and now I can't stop Frankenstein-ing
#MutantFam
#MutantFam
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Went to see Frankenstein and now I can't stop Frankenstein-ing
#MutantFam
#MutantFam
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A couple of my favorite people laying on the cheese tonight. ❤️❤️ #FangoriaChainsawAwards
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A couple of my favorite people laying on the cheese tonight. ❤️❤️ #FangoriaChainsawAwards
All snacks on deck and ready for the #FangoriaChainsawAwards!!
I already can't believe the production value this year whoa.
I already can't believe the production value this year whoa.
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
All snacks on deck and ready for the #FangoriaChainsawAwards!!
I already can't believe the production value this year whoa.
I already can't believe the production value this year whoa.
I usedtah look good, I usedtah have class, usedtah be a contendah.
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I usedtah look good, I usedtah have class, usedtah be a contendah.
Dang it's so jarring to see one of my celebrity crushes go from being Raleigh in Pacific Rim to fucking ED GEIN 🥲
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Dang it's so jarring to see one of my celebrity crushes go from being Raleigh in Pacific Rim to fucking ED GEIN 🥲
Time to bring back an oldie but goodie. Magical girl transformation.
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Time to bring back an oldie but goodie. Magical girl transformation.
The air quality in Colorado is currently the fifth worst in the world so everything looks like we orange like we live on goddamn Tattooine #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The air quality in Colorado is currently the fifth worst in the world so everything looks like we orange like we live on goddamn Tattooine #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
Heading out to pick up my pizza for #TheLastDriveIn tonight!! Who's gonna watch with us?!
#MutantFam
#MutantFam
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Heading out to pick up my pizza for #TheLastDriveIn tonight!! Who's gonna watch with us?!
#MutantFam
#MutantFam
briefly peepin' the program director's desktop during an online lecture like
August 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
briefly peepin' the program director's desktop during an online lecture like
This wedding outfit brought to you by clearance silk flowers from the dying corpse of the local JoAnn.
August 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This wedding outfit brought to you by clearance silk flowers from the dying corpse of the local JoAnn.
Now Bad Moon is actually aptly named because Bad Moon is actually a really bad movie. But because I like you all so much I'll eschew going to bed on time for work tomorrow and watch it with all of y-wooo RRrrRgAARFGRRRRhg-AWOOOO #TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Now Bad Moon is actually aptly named because Bad Moon is actually a really bad movie. But because I like you all so much I'll eschew going to bed on time for work tomorrow and watch it with all of y-wooo RRrrRgAARFGRRRRhg-AWOOOO #TheLastDriveIn
It's An American Werewolf In London BUT
special mention for The Company Of Wolves
special mention for The Company Of Wolves
July 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's An American Werewolf In London BUT
special mention for The Company Of Wolves
special mention for The Company Of Wolves
Almost time for Werewolf Night on #TheLastDriveIn!! Tonight's dinner is The-Howling-End-Credits-Burger with Katie flair. #MutantFam
July 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Almost time for Werewolf Night on #TheLastDriveIn!! Tonight's dinner is The-Howling-End-Credits-Burger with Katie flair. #MutantFam
I swear this was the blueprint for Wednesday Addams right here. #SundayScares
June 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I swear this was the blueprint for Wednesday Addams right here. #SundayScares