Unicornitron
@unicornitron.bsky.social
🦄 * Gay for the @Mets * Outfielder for the NYCGrizzlies * Lover of drag * Stan for science * Garbage vegan.
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Gay camping:
-Theme party outfits ✅
- Jockstraps ✅
- 17 Swimsuits ✅
"Did you pack your sunblock and bug spray?
-Theme party outfits ✅
- Jockstraps ✅
- 17 Swimsuits ✅
"Did you pack your sunblock and bug spray?
a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room wearing a black under armour shirt and a necklace .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room wearing a black under armour shirt and a necklace .
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Gay camping:
-Theme party outfits ✅
- Jockstraps ✅
- 17 Swimsuits ✅
"Did you pack your sunblock and bug spray?
-Theme party outfits ✅
- Jockstraps ✅
- 17 Swimsuits ✅
"Did you pack your sunblock and bug spray?
I know it's hot out there NYC but those rubber flip flops are not the answer guys.
June 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I know it's hot out there NYC but those rubber flip flops are not the answer guys.
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If you're out and about on June 20th and like to see bad drag performed by a bunch of gays with no business on stage then stop by Rockbar NYC. I can't guarantee you'll win a prize but I can guarantee shameless men in wigs.
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June 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you're out and about on June 20th and like to see bad drag performed by a bunch of gays with no business on stage then stop by Rockbar NYC. I can't guarantee you'll win a prize but I can guarantee shameless men in wigs.
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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
If you're out and about on June 20th and like to see bad drag performed by a bunch of gays with no business on stage then stop by Rockbar NYC. I can't guarantee you'll win a prize but I can guarantee shameless men in wigs.
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June 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you're out and about on June 20th and like to see bad drag performed by a bunch of gays with no business on stage then stop by Rockbar NYC. I can't guarantee you'll win a prize but I can guarantee shameless men in wigs.
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And there it is. Republicans vote to allow the administration to deport US citizens.
Remember that thing they all said would never happen? They all just voted for it.
Remember that thing they all said would never happen? They all just voted for it.
Republicans vote against move to stop ICE deporting US citizens
One Democrat lawmaker called the situation "bats**t crazy."
www.newsweek.com
May 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
And there it is. Republicans vote to allow the administration to deport US citizens.
Remember that thing they all said would never happen? They all just voted for it.
Remember that thing they all said would never happen? They all just voted for it.
In case you need more inspiration to research where you shop.
Target donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration, a first for the retailer that imports about half of its merchandise
Target made its first-ever donation to a presidential inauguration this year by contributing $1 million to President Trump's 2025 Inaugural Committee.
www.businessinsider.com
April 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In case you need more inspiration to research where you shop.
I know this is a serious conversation, but when did Buttigieg become Daddy Pete?
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If we’re serious about more efficient government and better everyday life in America - which we all should be - that means actually improving government, not cutting health care for poor people and slashing support for veterans.
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I know this is a serious conversation, but when did Buttigieg become Daddy Pete?
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The Merlin app is basically Pokemon Go for birds. They got me gal.
Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab - Apps on Google Play
What’s that bird? Just answer 5 questions, snap a photo, or record its song!
play.google.com
April 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Merlin app is basically Pokemon Go for birds. They got me gal.
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"And activities"
What activities you doing that cost $3k?
"And activities"
What activities you doing that cost $3k?
Noem’s bag contained roughly $3,000 in cash, which she had withdrawn to treat her family to dinner and Easter gifts and activities, a DHS spokesperson said.
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's purse, including $3,000 cash, stolen at DC restaurant
Noem's purse contained roughly $3,000 in cash, which she had withdrawn to treat her family to dinner and Easter gifts and activities, a DHS spokesperson said.
cnb.cx
April 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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"And activities"
What activities you doing that cost $3k?
"And activities"
What activities you doing that cost $3k?
I'm not gonna say I like the pope or any leader of an organized religion, but I don't know a single gay who was upset with him using the term faggotry. Mary knew exactly what she was saying and so did we. 💁♂️
April 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm not gonna say I like the pope or any leader of an organized religion, but I don't know a single gay who was upset with him using the term faggotry. Mary knew exactly what she was saying and so did we. 💁♂️
CityMD what exactly are you trying to say?
April 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
CityMD what exactly are you trying to say?
Why thank you Mr. Hubble.
Hubble finds Uranus full of surprises after 20 years of observations
Until recently, Uranus seemed like a fairly calm, blue-green planet. But new findings from Hubble paint a different picture of Uranus.
www.earth.com
April 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why thank you Mr. Hubble.
@katya-zamo.bsky.social you good gurl?
Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train, body robbed twice
Cops are now searching for both men and released surveillance footage of the suspect they say violated and robbed the corpse.
www.nydailynews.com
April 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
@katya-zamo.bsky.social you good gurl?
You thought that other Luigi was a problem? Beware the wrath of Nintendo fans.
Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders because of Trump tariffs
Preorders of the new Nintendo console were supposed to start next week.
www.cnbc.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You thought that other Luigi was a problem? Beware the wrath of Nintendo fans.
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Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
April 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.
Y'all come on... You know he's triggering a drop so he and all his supervillain friends can invest while the market is in the toilet. Then sell it to the normies when the market is behaving again.
April 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Y'all come on... You know he's triggering a drop so he and all his supervillain friends can invest while the market is in the toilet. Then sell it to the normies when the market is behaving again.
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The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech shortly after 8 p.m. on Tuesday.
Cory Booker breaks a 68-year-old Senate record with a 25-hour speech
The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech sh...
www.npr.org
April 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech shortly after 8 p.m. on Tuesday.
Being gay means getting a thank you card from your friend thanking you for the "VERY GENEROUS" (underlined) wedding gift and immediately having to search your credit card bill to remind yourself if you actually did send the gift or if your friend's being a shady cunt (I did send the gift, phew)
March 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Being gay means getting a thank you card from your friend thanking you for the "VERY GENEROUS" (underlined) wedding gift and immediately having to search your credit card bill to remind yourself if you actually did send the gift or if your friend's being a shady cunt (I did send the gift, phew)
I just watched the most disturbing episode of Days of Our Lives... I have been watching this show for 20+ years and this is the first time I cried. What are you doing to me @dayspeacock.bsky.social !?!
a man in a shirt is standing in front of a forest and says do n't cry , do n't cry
ALT: a man in a shirt is standing in front of a forest and says do n't cry , do n't cry
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I just watched the most disturbing episode of Days of Our Lives... I have been watching this show for 20+ years and this is the first time I cried. What are you doing to me @dayspeacock.bsky.social !?!
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I wish I lived in a country where Chuck Schumer and John Fetterman had at least half the balls of Nancy Pelosi or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
March 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I wish I lived in a country where Chuck Schumer and John Fetterman had at least half the balls of Nancy Pelosi or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
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AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.
March 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
AOC should announce a primary against Schumer tonight.
These MAGAs are more delusional than all the queens on Drag Race combined.
20 Trump Supporters Take on 1 Progressive (feat. Sam Seder) | Surrounded
YouTube video by Jubilee
youtu.be
March 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
These MAGAs are more delusional than all the queens on Drag Race combined.