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A Unicorn on the Rim is Grim. Mostly art & film account?! ANHPI+, QTBIPOC & omnivore friendly (ENVS/SCI |(INDIG) PHIL) They/She
These non-alcoholic drinks are shit. It's not rum and cola. It's the knock off brand of the knock of brand of Coca-Cola and a hint of a bad rum.
January 31, 2026 at 12:43 PM
These non-alcoholic drinks are shit. It's not rum and cola. It's the knock off brand of the knock of brand of Coca-Cola and a hint of a bad rum.
I take bedtime sleepy pills and let's just say at 1am in the morning, I don't think their working.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I take bedtime sleepy pills and let's just say at 1am in the morning, I don't think their working.
I "love it" when a headache medication has side effect of headaches.
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I "love it" when a headache medication has side effect of headaches.
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Shadowbanned always sounds like an emo group from the early 2000's to me
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Shadowbanned always sounds like an emo group from the early 2000's to me
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It's not snowing here but I did buy sympathy snacks
January 26, 2026 at 6:52 AM
It's not snowing here but I did buy sympathy snacks
I want to believe it's the final reckoning.
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I want to believe it's the final reckoning.
When in doubt, I've got the right kind of sparkles for that.
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 AM
When in doubt, I've got the right kind of sparkles for that.
I don't bat an eye with slasher horror BUT accurate medical horror 😬
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I don't bat an eye with slasher horror BUT accurate medical horror 😬
Another day, another low bat signal.
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Another day, another low bat signal.
Sometimes, in chats I like to react to my own msgs.
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Sometimes, in chats I like to react to my own msgs.
"Loves it" when the toilet seat is bottom of the stall's height.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
"Loves it" when the toilet seat is bottom of the stall's height.
I absolutely love sculptural clutch bags but not enough that I can't fit my phone, wallet and lipstick.
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I absolutely love sculptural clutch bags but not enough that I can't fit my phone, wallet and lipstick.
Happy Holidays! 🎉
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Happy Holidays! 🎉
I'm tired of talking about the Roman Empire.
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm tired of talking about the Roman Empire.
Saw a Coyote crossing the road with a huge tracking device strapped to their neck. Wondered why no one has chewed it off for them.
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Saw a Coyote crossing the road with a huge tracking device strapped to their neck. Wondered why no one has chewed it off for them.
125 dollars for a candle?! That candle better be buying me dinner.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
125 dollars for a candle?! That candle better be buying me dinner.
Socks: they're shirts for your feet.
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Socks: they're shirts for your feet.
Pantone's color of the year for 2026 Cloud Dancer White is very clean girl aesthetic. I hate that where's the pop of color that I can be inspired by.
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pantone's color of the year for 2026 Cloud Dancer White is very clean girl aesthetic. I hate that where's the pop of color that I can be inspired by.
My silky pajamas will solve everything.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My silky pajamas will solve everything.
Got a package from the Himalayas.
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Got a package from the Himalayas.
Switched to decaf so I can enjoy more cups of coffee.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Switched to decaf so I can enjoy more cups of coffee.
Laugh at thy neighbour.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Laugh at thy neighbour.
I wonder what's the new Vogue magazine?
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wonder what's the new Vogue magazine?
Why you wearing bra to bed? Why so formal?
November 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Why you wearing bra to bed? Why so formal?
I've decided, at 9pm at night, I'm going to be handing Halloween candy the next day after a decades absence.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've decided, at 9pm at night, I'm going to be handing Halloween candy the next day after a decades absence.