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Here for sanity, humor, and to keep up with and resist the MAGA shit-show that is to come.
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Hey @netflix.com - if you’re going to buy rights to a live game (NFL), at least have the infrastructure to handle it.
Stick to streaming things that can buffer, because this is barely watchable.
Stick to streaming things that can buffer, because this is barely watchable.
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hey @netflix.com - if you’re going to buy rights to a live game (NFL), at least have the infrastructure to handle it.
Stick to streaming things that can buffer, because this is barely watchable.
Stick to streaming things that can buffer, because this is barely watchable.
Is there any universe where some Democrats voted to reopen the government just so POS Mike Johnson would have to open the House, and therefore would have to seat new Rep from AZ, and therefore would have to have a vote on the #epsteinfiles?
I don’t typically think politicians this smart, but…
I don’t typically think politicians this smart, but…
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is there any universe where some Democrats voted to reopen the government just so POS Mike Johnson would have to open the House, and therefore would have to seat new Rep from AZ, and therefore would have to have a vote on the #epsteinfiles?
I don’t typically think politicians this smart, but…
I don’t typically think politicians this smart, but…
The orange nazi had (his friend) Epstein killed in prison to hide his crimes. Y'all really don't think he'd put a hit on Charlie Kirk to try and distract from the Epstein birthday letter?
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The orange nazi had (his friend) Epstein killed in prison to hide his crimes. Y'all really don't think he'd put a hit on Charlie Kirk to try and distract from the Epstein birthday letter?
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So Texas Republicans have now set up a TIP LINE to rat out the Texas Democrats
So PLEASE, for the sake of the public, DO NOT FLOOD THIS NUMBER with tips on Bigfoot sightings, UFO sightings, or asking why Trump is on “the list”
1-866-786-5972
Thank you!
So PLEASE, for the sake of the public, DO NOT FLOOD THIS NUMBER with tips on Bigfoot sightings, UFO sightings, or asking why Trump is on “the list”
1-866-786-5972
Thank you!
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So Texas Republicans have now set up a TIP LINE to rat out the Texas Democrats
So PLEASE, for the sake of the public, DO NOT FLOOD THIS NUMBER with tips on Bigfoot sightings, UFO sightings, or asking why Trump is on “the list”
1-866-786-5972
Thank you!
So PLEASE, for the sake of the public, DO NOT FLOOD THIS NUMBER with tips on Bigfoot sightings, UFO sightings, or asking why Trump is on “the list”
1-866-786-5972
Thank you!
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Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
March 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
You can end his shopping spree, Wisconsinites! 🚫 💰
#VoteForJudgeSusanCrawford 🗳️ ✅ 👍
This is super important.
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Never forget this day, February 28, 2025, when an American president abused and betrayed a democratic ally in the midst of a barbaric war with Russia. This grotesque stain will never wash away.
February 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Never forget this day, February 28, 2025, when an American president abused and betrayed a democratic ally in the midst of a barbaric war with Russia. This grotesque stain will never wash away.
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Tim Burchett votes yes. massive cuts to health care for poor folks — all to set up massive tax cuts for the rich.
They never cared about the debt.
They never cared about the debt.
February 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tim Burchett votes yes. massive cuts to health care for poor folks — all to set up massive tax cuts for the rich.
They never cared about the debt.
They never cared about the debt.
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Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
February 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
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🚨 Google Maps erased history to appease a wannabe dictator.
The ‘Gulf of America’ is just the latest example of tech companies aiding and abetting authoritarianism while pretending to be neutral.
The ‘Gulf of America’ is just the latest example of tech companies aiding and abetting authoritarianism while pretending to be neutral.
February 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
🚨 Google Maps erased history to appease a wannabe dictator.
The ‘Gulf of America’ is just the latest example of tech companies aiding and abetting authoritarianism while pretending to be neutral.
The ‘Gulf of America’ is just the latest example of tech companies aiding and abetting authoritarianism while pretending to be neutral.
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ✋🏽
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ✋🏽
Ok people, if they do this then we can just flood Google with map “errors” every day until the end of time. This is the way.
Google Maps will rename Gulf of Mexico as Gulf of America in US
Google Maps will rename Gulf of Mexico as Gulf of America in US
Tech firm to make change in line with Trump’s executive order, using both names in world outside US and Mexico
Google has confirmed it will rename the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America on Google Maps in the US, after an executive order from Donald…
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ok people, if they do this then we can just flood Google with map “errors” every day until the end of time. This is the way.
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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
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Stephen Miller and Homan’s goal is to shock and awe blue cities to terrify whole communities. They’ll deliberately targeting businesses, schools, hospitals churches and other places of worship. They want Americans to be afraid. Mayors and governors must stand up to them. Lawyers get on standby.
January 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Stephen Miller and Homan’s goal is to shock and awe blue cities to terrify whole communities. They’ll deliberately targeting businesses, schools, hospitals churches and other places of worship. They want Americans to be afraid. Mayors and governors must stand up to them. Lawyers get on standby.
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
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If you perform at the Trump inauguration or at any related events you are endorsing him. Full stop. And it’s no more defensible than if you performed for Putin or Orban or in the 1930s for the German chancellor. You can dress it up all you want but that’s what it is.
January 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If you perform at the Trump inauguration or at any related events you are endorsing him. Full stop. And it’s no more defensible than if you performed for Putin or Orban or in the 1930s for the German chancellor. You can dress it up all you want but that’s what it is.
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Trumps, Fox, Marge, etc. all immediately rushed to pin New Orleans on immigrants, and Trump lied about the crime rate — but the suspect was a U.S.-born veteran who grew up in Texas, and the crime rate is down.
In case facts still matter.
In case facts still matter.
January 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trumps, Fox, Marge, etc. all immediately rushed to pin New Orleans on immigrants, and Trump lied about the crime rate — but the suspect was a U.S.-born veteran who grew up in Texas, and the crime rate is down.
In case facts still matter.
In case facts still matter.
2025 has been so long already…
January 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
2025 has been so long already…
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Is it sinking in?
December 26, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Is it sinking in?
Hey @netflix.com - if you’re going to buy the rights to live sports, please have the infrastructure to stream it at a watchable resolution. This live #NFL broadcast looks like it’s being beamed in from the 1980s.
December 25, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Hey @netflix.com - if you’re going to buy the rights to live sports, please have the infrastructure to stream it at a watchable resolution. This live #NFL broadcast looks like it’s being beamed in from the 1980s.
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 20, 2024 at 1:14 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
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Our message to the media: We are either pushing back on the slide into authoritarianism, or we are enabling it. There is no third option.
Both sides-ism is how we got here. As Christian Amanpour said: “Be truthful, not neutral.”
Both sides-ism is how we got here. As Christian Amanpour said: “Be truthful, not neutral.”
December 18, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Our message to the media: We are either pushing back on the slide into authoritarianism, or we are enabling it. There is no third option.
Both sides-ism is how we got here. As Christian Amanpour said: “Be truthful, not neutral.”
Both sides-ism is how we got here. As Christian Amanpour said: “Be truthful, not neutral.”
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