Official Year of the Unicorn Apology Account
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Official Year of the Unicorn Apology Account
@unicornapologies.bsky.social
If you made someone who went by "Year of the Unicorn" delete her account on January 1st, 2026, then these apologies are meant for you.
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Why are you doing this after deleting your account?

Because I thought about it and decided that deleting my account without taking accountability for my actions was a cowardly thing to do and I needed to actually apologize for all the wrong shit I said in addition to destroying them.
One last thing for real this time:

There is an earlier version of this account more focused on explaining the reasoning behind what I said than apologizing.

I changed it to what it is now because it doesn't matter how much sense I made in my own head if people thought I was being a dick about it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 AM
While I'm at it, I apologize to @saidleirbag.bsky.social, the person to whom I originally brought up the Jose from Home Depot example. I didn't like how unsympathetic you seemed to the suffering of Americans under the current administration but arguing with you only made it worse. Sorry about that.
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Why are you doing this after deleting your account?

Because I thought about it and decided that deleting my account without taking accountability for my actions was a cowardly thing to do and I needed to actually apologize for all the wrong shit I said in addition to destroying them.
January 7, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I also wanted to say that me calling my own political beliefs incoherent is not an effort to say that they aren't bad and wrong. They are. But I tried to ask myself what I was hoping to achieve with my argument on New Year's Day and I legitimately couldn't answer because that's how wrong I was.
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I say "disprove" but really, this donation is an apology too. It's my apology that I was ever even accused of being a zionist. If I hadn't talked out of my ass and acted unwisely then people wouldn't have thought that about me. I'm sorry for not doing enough to help the people in need.
If you see someone with this unicorn profile picture being accused of supporting zionism and the genocide in Palestine, then that person is in fact me. To disprove these accusations, attached to this post is a screenshot of my donation to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund with my name redacted.
January 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
One final but important apology:

I am not an attorney. I am merely STUDYING to be an attorney. As in, I am in law school.

I am allowed to do pro bono work for legal clinics only under the strict supervision of licensed attorneys.

I apologize for not explaining this properly the first time around.
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I want to apologize for a few things on this account:

1. I'm sorry for lying about deleting "all" of my posts about Gaza. I never did that. I only deleted the posts that I believed would make me look too supportive of Palestine. That was a cowardly and paranoid move on my part and I shouldn't have.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 AM
If you see someone with this unicorn profile picture being accused of supporting zionism and the genocide in Palestine, then that person is in fact me. To disprove these accusations, attached to this post is a screenshot of my donation to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund with my name redacted.
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 AM