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I got a good tip when delivering Uber Eats the other day and woke up to an email and a push notification about it.
Irnoicly, the push notification was directly under a push notification from my bank telling me that the account that Uber pays out to is negative.
Irnoicly, the push notification was directly under a push notification from my bank telling me that the account that Uber pays out to is negative.
April 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I got a good tip when delivering Uber Eats the other day and woke up to an email and a push notification about it.
Irnoicly, the push notification was directly under a push notification from my bank telling me that the account that Uber pays out to is negative.
Irnoicly, the push notification was directly under a push notification from my bank telling me that the account that Uber pays out to is negative.
If you complete 5,000 deliveries as a doordash driver, you get 15% off your next order. As long as it's within 14 days and totals less than $10 off.
Eat. The. Rich.
Eat. The. Rich.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If you complete 5,000 deliveries as a doordash driver, you get 15% off your next order. As long as it's within 14 days and totals less than $10 off.
Eat. The. Rich.
Eat. The. Rich.
Im officially out of my 20s! Good riddens! 30s can't possibly be worse, right? Anyway, here is the absolute BEAUTIFUL slingshot my husband made for me for my birthday. We're gonna go shoot it in the morning. I am SO excited!
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Im officially out of my 20s! Good riddens! 30s can't possibly be worse, right? Anyway, here is the absolute BEAUTIFUL slingshot my husband made for me for my birthday. We're gonna go shoot it in the morning. I am SO excited!
I'm in the process of entering homelessness, and somehow, the hardest part of all this is that i can't find a new home for my cats. They are a bonded pair. They're littermates. They need to go together, and the rescue said they have no more fosters homes.
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm in the process of entering homelessness, and somehow, the hardest part of all this is that i can't find a new home for my cats. They are a bonded pair. They're littermates. They need to go together, and the rescue said they have no more fosters homes.
Swastatruck with an "Area51" plate has to be the absolute cringiest thing I have ever seen in person.
March 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Swastatruck with an "Area51" plate has to be the absolute cringiest thing I have ever seen in person.
I don't think my local town hall meeting went well.
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't think my local town hall meeting went well.
I have one in my house from MeowWolf.
Sidenote: I absolutely do not recommend taking an edible before going into meowwolf. It seems like a good idea. It isn't.
Sidenote: I absolutely do not recommend taking an edible before going into meowwolf. It seems like a good idea. It isn't.
March 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have one in my house from MeowWolf.
Sidenote: I absolutely do not recommend taking an edible before going into meowwolf. It seems like a good idea. It isn't.
Sidenote: I absolutely do not recommend taking an edible before going into meowwolf. It seems like a good idea. It isn't.
On our walk yesterday, we happened across some fun urban exploring as well! I love graffiti art, so this was quite fun!
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
On our walk yesterday, we happened across some fun urban exploring as well! I love graffiti art, so this was quite fun!
Yesterday on the blackout day we went on a walk to a nearby park and practiced our slingshot shooting. We're both still terrible, but we managed to hit the cans a few times!
March 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yesterday on the blackout day we went on a walk to a nearby park and practiced our slingshot shooting. We're both still terrible, but we managed to hit the cans a few times!
I think we should do this more often. Sure the pictures out there. But we can still choose to share a blurred version to protect this person.
It's hard to accapt that we've gotten to the point that we need to worry about these things but, yall, we Really need to be protecting identitites.
It's hard to accapt that we've gotten to the point that we need to worry about these things but, yall, we Really need to be protecting identitites.
February 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think we should do this more often. Sure the pictures out there. But we can still choose to share a blurred version to protect this person.
It's hard to accapt that we've gotten to the point that we need to worry about these things but, yall, we Really need to be protecting identitites.
It's hard to accapt that we've gotten to the point that we need to worry about these things but, yall, we Really need to be protecting identitites.
Wrong color
Doesn't match
Please try again
Bathroom wall at my local Chipotle.
Doesn't match
Please try again
Bathroom wall at my local Chipotle.
February 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wrong color
Doesn't match
Please try again
Bathroom wall at my local Chipotle.
Doesn't match
Please try again
Bathroom wall at my local Chipotle.
Crawl, bitch, crawl.
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Crawl, bitch, crawl.
This week, I narrowly avoided having my insurance canceled for non payment. So they sent me an article about how to manage money. Very passive aggressive of you, progressive. Also bold of you yo assume I have money to manage.
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This week, I narrowly avoided having my insurance canceled for non payment. So they sent me an article about how to manage money. Very passive aggressive of you, progressive. Also bold of you yo assume I have money to manage.
When your partners birthday falls just a few days after valentines Day, you'll, of course, give them discounted valentines candy on their birthday every single year.
February 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When your partners birthday falls just a few days after valentines Day, you'll, of course, give them discounted valentines candy on their birthday every single year.
I think you should be more careful. The sentiment is increasingly popular but it's still questionable legally to express. You can do a lot more resisting from out here than you can from inside a prison cell.
February 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think you should be more careful. The sentiment is increasingly popular but it's still questionable legally to express. You can do a lot more resisting from out here than you can from inside a prison cell.
My husband and I don't really do a ton of gift exchanging because we're very anti consumerism. But yesterday he stopped off at a small, local, woman owned, refugee owned businesses and got me this cute little evil eye bracelet for valentines day. I love eyes.
February 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My husband and I don't really do a ton of gift exchanging because we're very anti consumerism. But yesterday he stopped off at a small, local, woman owned, refugee owned businesses and got me this cute little evil eye bracelet for valentines day. I love eyes.
I left one on a cybertruck the other day.
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I left one on a cybertruck the other day.
I made more. I'm gonna keep going until it stops being fun
February 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I made more. I'm gonna keep going until it stops being fun
I was having a bad day but then I found out what Elon Musks child said to Donald Trump and I feel better now.
February 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I was having a bad day but then I found out what Elon Musks child said to Donald Trump and I feel better now.
She got a new tattoo.
Also, she's naked! Don't look!
Also, she's naked! Don't look!
February 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
She got a new tattoo.
Also, she's naked! Don't look!
Also, she's naked! Don't look!
A story in two parts
February 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A story in two parts
I heard this song for the first time last night. I added it to my playlist and am currently listening for about the 80th or 90th time.
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I heard this song for the first time last night. I added it to my playlist and am currently listening for about the 80th or 90th time.