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I will live to see the empire fall.

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I got a good tip when delivering Uber Eats the other day and woke up to an email and a push notification about it.

Irnoicly, the push notification was directly under a push notification from my bank telling me that the account that Uber pays out to is negative.
April 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Eat
The
Rich
April 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you complete 5,000 deliveries as a doordash driver, you get 15% off your next order. As long as it's within 14 days and totals less than $10 off.

Eat. The. Rich.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Today at my towns daily anti fascist protest, we got a lot of thumbs down and middle fingers. I think it's funny how we go out there every day knowing we're risking our safety and freedom, and these dipshits in their cars think we're gonna be impacted by a finger.
March 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Im officially out of my 20s! Good riddens! 30s can't possibly be worse, right? Anyway, here is the absolute BEAUTIFUL slingshot my husband made for me for my birthday. We're gonna go shoot it in the morning. I am SO excited!
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I need a big dose of hope. Someone please give me some hope. Is there any left?
March 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Is there a podcast about nazis getting what's coming to them?
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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You know when it's okay to punch down...?
When the Nazi ain't standin' up anymore.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've watched this like 10 times. I have it saved to my phone. Absolutely wonderful.
Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them!
chatterboxjazz.com
March 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A security guard at an elementary school in my town left his gun unattended to be found by the kids.

www.kmvt.com/2025/03/15/s...
Students find unattended gun at Twin Falls elementary school
A contracted security guard left their gun unattended for a short time on school grounds of an elementary school, according to an email sent to families by the Twin Falls School District.
www.kmvt.com
March 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm in the process of entering homelessness, and somehow, the hardest part of all this is that i can't find a new home for my cats. They are a bonded pair. They're littermates. They need to go together, and the rescue said they have no more fosters homes.
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's a shame how embarrassing it feels to be poor. Like I live in one of the richest countries in the world and all my clothes are too big because of weight loss from food instability but I can't afford new clothing. I know about the systemic injustices at play here, yet still I am embarrassed! 🙄
March 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I just want to make sure everyone knows that I am very poor. I am living right around the Amarican poverty line, which is not a lot of money. I am saying this because I don't see people talk about living in poverty much and it'd be nice to feel less alone. It's easier to talk about from the outside.
March 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Swastatruck with an "Area51" plate has to be the absolute cringiest thing I have ever seen in person.
March 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We said the same thing about cereal for dinner.
Raise your own chickens is the new Let them eat cake.
March 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh God, they're gonna be sending us all their MAGA freaks 🤮
Blue Sky sign-ups are rocketing as Twitter undergoes a rapid unscheduled disassembly today. At this rate, we should hit 33 million users by the end of the day. Go Blue sky! 🚀🦋
Bcounter.nat.vg
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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It's true...and here we are!
#fight
#resist
#strongertogether
#BlueCrew
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Alright y'all. Looks like we have ourselvessome weeknd plans for once. Let's get to some spring cleaning!
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The only reason why I will accept a more interesting weekend is if you overthrow your government.
March 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I had to try to help keep a stranger calm who seemed on the verge of a panic attack today. She was ahead of me in line at the grocery store. She bought only sales items and still couldn't afford all she needed. I cried the whole way home. Survival is already so hard and it's gonna keep getting worse
March 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM