Unhinged, Esq.
@unhingedesq.bsky.social
Knowledge of the law has broken my brain, darkened my humor, and created my cynicism. I hope you find it entertaining
He's been begging for someone to kill him on this hill for a while now.
This is something Dershowitz posted around June 30, 2025
This is something Dershowitz posted around June 30, 2025
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He's been begging for someone to kill him on this hill for a while now.
This is something Dershowitz posted around June 30, 2025
This is something Dershowitz posted around June 30, 2025
Because so many Senators voted to essentially ban hemp production with no debate I've listed the hemp producing states with how their senators vote.
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Because so many Senators voted to essentially ban hemp production with no debate I've listed the hemp producing states with how their senators vote.
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
Trump: I issue these pardons to move to national reconciliation.
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trump: I issue these pardons to move to national reconciliation.
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
It's deeply worrying when a sitting justice on the Supreme Court is disillusioned with the ability of the courts to enforce the rule of law
From Justice Jackson's dissent in CASA
From Justice Jackson's dissent in CASA
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's deeply worrying when a sitting justice on the Supreme Court is disillusioned with the ability of the courts to enforce the rule of law
From Justice Jackson's dissent in CASA
From Justice Jackson's dissent in CASA
Now even Justice Sotomayor is calling out the court for being political
June 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now even Justice Sotomayor is calling out the court for being political
Advertising pillows while on the stand...
June 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Advertising pillows while on the stand...
Get around Posse Comitatus with this one easy trick.
For all those on the street in LA be safe and keep up the fight
For all those on the street in LA be safe and keep up the fight
June 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Get around Posse Comitatus with this one easy trick.
For all those on the street in LA be safe and keep up the fight
For all those on the street in LA be safe and keep up the fight
AP throwing shade like it's their job! Love to see it
June 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
AP throwing shade like it's their job! Love to see it
If only there was an amazing artist known for her great breakup songs to help Trump get over musk, oh wait...
June 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If only there was an amazing artist known for her great breakup songs to help Trump get over musk, oh wait...
IDK being locked in a Conex container while the ICE agents living in trailers complain about the heat sounds like a worse situation.
Also worth noting, there is no Court order directing the illegally deported aliens to be held in Djubuti, just in US custody
Also worth noting, there is no Court order directing the illegally deported aliens to be held in Djubuti, just in US custody
June 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
IDK being locked in a Conex container while the ICE agents living in trailers complain about the heat sounds like a worse situation.
Also worth noting, there is no Court order directing the illegally deported aliens to be held in Djubuti, just in US custody
Also worth noting, there is no Court order directing the illegally deported aliens to be held in Djubuti, just in US custody
We're in deep when judges feel the need to dedicate the first page of their memo order to quoting Kafka's "The Trial"
June 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
We're in deep when judges feel the need to dedicate the first page of their memo order to quoting Kafka's "The Trial"
One of the worst things about being a lawyer in America under this admin, is being able to get all the receipts of the "law and order" admin is breaking the law and have it not matter to anyone but the choir
Here they lied to a Judge, under oath, faked a witness, and ignored a court order
Here they lied to a Judge, under oath, faked a witness, and ignored a court order
May 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One of the worst things about being a lawyer in America under this admin, is being able to get all the receipts of the "law and order" admin is breaking the law and have it not matter to anyone but the choir
Here they lied to a Judge, under oath, faked a witness, and ignored a court order
Here they lied to a Judge, under oath, faked a witness, and ignored a court order
Hearing on Preliminary Injunction set for 5/29
May 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hearing on Preliminary Injunction set for 5/29
One of the things that pissed Judge Murphy off the most in DVD v. DHS (case where judge found DHS breached court order by sending folks abroad w/o proper notice) was there was evidence a plaintiff was treated differently (better) after they got a lawyer
We aren't hearing half the shit ICE is doing!
We aren't hearing half the shit ICE is doing!
May 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
One of the things that pissed Judge Murphy off the most in DVD v. DHS (case where judge found DHS breached court order by sending folks abroad w/o proper notice) was there was evidence a plaintiff was treated differently (better) after they got a lawyer
We aren't hearing half the shit ICE is doing!
We aren't hearing half the shit ICE is doing!
I see your turkey in the library parking lot and raise you. Turkeys on the courthouse steps!
May 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I see your turkey in the library parking lot and raise you. Turkeys on the courthouse steps!
Reason No. 1 why I don't practice criminal law are fact patterns like this:
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reason No. 1 why I don't practice criminal law are fact patterns like this:
Judge Xinis to Noem:
Put up or shut up
Put up or shut up
April 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Judge Xinis to Noem:
Put up or shut up
Put up or shut up
Rebecca Hanson, the sass you gave the entire federal law enforcement is just... 🤌 Perfect
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rebecca Hanson, the sass you gave the entire federal law enforcement is just... 🤌 Perfect
AP, remove the word likely
April 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
AP, remove the word likely
This man is running for Mayor of Boston and wants to reimagine the city as NYC? Maybe he should head back to Chestnut Hill now
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This man is running for Mayor of Boston and wants to reimagine the city as NYC? Maybe he should head back to Chestnut Hill now
Judge Ana C. Reyes is my hero. Not only is she holding the DoD accountable for their anti-trans bull, she's making them justify their "constitutional animus" on the public docket
February 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Judge Ana C. Reyes is my hero. Not only is she holding the DoD accountable for their anti-trans bull, she's making them justify their "constitutional animus" on the public docket
I guess Roberts doesn't care about preserving the Supreme Court as an institution anymore
February 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I guess Roberts doesn't care about preserving the Supreme Court as an institution anymore
Congratulations to Vance Day, the latest hire in the DoJ! He'll be serving as Senior Counsel to Deputy AG. Here's the upheld charges that led to the then longest judicial suspension in Oregon history
BTW the "courthouse artwork" mentioned was a Hitler portrait 🫠
BTW the "courthouse artwork" mentioned was a Hitler portrait 🫠
February 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Congratulations to Vance Day, the latest hire in the DoJ! He'll be serving as Senior Counsel to Deputy AG. Here's the upheld charges that led to the then longest judicial suspension in Oregon history
BTW the "courthouse artwork" mentioned was a Hitler portrait 🫠
BTW the "courthouse artwork" mentioned was a Hitler portrait 🫠
Ed Martin, acting US Attorney for DC (seen here learning Hispanic people can be US Citizens), won't sign off on an arrest warrant for an assault on a 27 y.o. woman by Rep. Cory Mills (FL7-R).
We don't know why, but I have some guesses
We don't know why, but I have some guesses
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ed Martin, acting US Attorney for DC (seen here learning Hispanic people can be US Citizens), won't sign off on an arrest warrant for an assault on a 27 y.o. woman by Rep. Cory Mills (FL7-R).
We don't know why, but I have some guesses
We don't know why, but I have some guesses