Unhinged, Esq.
@unhingedesq.bsky.social
Knowledge of the law has broken my brain, darkened my humor, and created my cynicism. I hope you find it entertaining
Just a reminder his wife was appointed to the federal bench at 33 under Trump I. She had never handled a trial before. She still sits in the middle district of FL
Utterly pathetic and historically unprecedented.
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Just a reminder his wife was appointed to the federal bench at 33 under Trump I. She had never handled a trial before. She still sits in the middle district of FL
I can't tell if this is a CYA move, or Pirro is a big enough dumbass to mess up the entire US economy w/o clearing it up the chain
Wild reporting from Bloomberg. Jeanine Pirro apparently freelanced the subpoenas and criminal investigation of Jerome Powell.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I can't tell if this is a CYA move, or Pirro is a big enough dumbass to mess up the entire US economy w/o clearing it up the chain
Now we know the true warrior ethos is realistic CSAM
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced the integration of Elon Musk's xAI platform, Grok, into military networks as part of a new "AI acceleration strategy" during a visit to SpaceX.
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Now we know the true warrior ethos is realistic CSAM
Power of the Purse!?! Who needs checks and balances?
Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President”
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Power of the Purse!?! Who needs checks and balances?
FFS we're going to strip Venezuela for parts and sell to the highest bidder and it's all going to go into their pockets
All it's going to cost is so many American and Venezuelan lives
All it's going to cost is so many American and Venezuelan lives
Q: Who will run Venezuela?
TRUMP: Well it's largely going to be for a period of time the people standing right behind me. We're gonna be running it.
TRUMP: Well it's largely going to be for a period of time the people standing right behind me. We're gonna be running it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
FFS we're going to strip Venezuela for parts and sell to the highest bidder and it's all going to go into their pockets
All it's going to cost is so many American and Venezuelan lives
All it's going to cost is so many American and Venezuelan lives
I don't think it's possible to have a "judicious transition" involving an invasion by a foreign power
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I don't think it's possible to have a "judicious transition" involving an invasion by a foreign power
Cool, so not only do we have economic systems from the age of imperialism, we now are just straight up trying to colonize again
Worth noting, US forces have no control over Venezuelan territory
Worth noting, US forces have no control over Venezuelan territory
Trump: "We're there now, but we're going to stay until such time as the pop -- proper transition can take place. So we're gonna stay until such time as -- we're gonna run it essentially."
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Cool, so not only do we have economic systems from the age of imperialism, we now are just straight up trying to colonize again
Worth noting, US forces have no control over Venezuelan territory
Worth noting, US forces have no control over Venezuelan territory
Here's a link to the 2020 DoJ press release on the Maduro indictment. It basically accused him of all the illegal acts and corruption of the Venezuelan military as "Cártel de Los Soles" and coordinating with FARC
www.justice.gov/archives/opa...
www.justice.gov/archives/opa...
www.justice.gov
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Here's a link to the 2020 DoJ press release on the Maduro indictment. It basically accused him of all the illegal acts and corruption of the Venezuelan military as "Cártel de Los Soles" and coordinating with FARC
www.justice.gov/archives/opa...
www.justice.gov/archives/opa...
Just a reminder, the Screwworm epidemic in North America was eradicated in late 1900s by US cooperation with Central America
We will now spend billions to get rid of this pest we previously eradicated b/c we didn't want to send a million to Panama
We will now spend billions to get rid of this pest we previously eradicated b/c we didn't want to send a million to Panama
Mexico reports second screwworm case in two days reut.rs/4snJX0q
Mexico reports second screwworm case in two days
A case of New World screwworm was detected in a goat in Mexico's central state of Mexico, the country's agricultural ministry said late on Thursday evening, the second case the government has reported in two days.
reut.rs
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Just a reminder, the Screwworm epidemic in North America was eradicated in late 1900s by US cooperation with Central America
We will now spend billions to get rid of this pest we previously eradicated b/c we didn't want to send a million to Panama
We will now spend billions to get rid of this pest we previously eradicated b/c we didn't want to send a million to Panama
Lol, DHS is trying to depict the ideal America by stealing a foreign artist's work
Stolen image (of course)!
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Lol, DHS is trying to depict the ideal America by stealing a foreign artist's work
This isn't the flex she thinks it is
Kristi Noem: "It's amazing what President Trump has done. 2.5 million people have left our country because of his leadership."
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This isn't the flex she thinks it is
I want to be so clear, this is an illegal usurpation of Congress power of the purse
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I want to be so clear, this is an illegal usurpation of Congress power of the purse
Good to know that Buck v. Bell will be coming back and Skinner v. Oklahoma will be repealed
They're saying eugenics with their whole mouth
They're saying eugenics with their whole mouth
Here's Trump judicial nominee Justin Olson today, admitting than in 2015, he gave a sermon in which he said that “marriage was not intended for all people,” including “our handicapped friends or our persons with physical disabilities that might prevent the robust marriage that we’re called to.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Good to know that Buck v. Bell will be coming back and Skinner v. Oklahoma will be repealed
They're saying eugenics with their whole mouth
They're saying eugenics with their whole mouth
This picture looks like they're about to drop a terrible hip-hop album using slurs in every song
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This picture looks like they're about to drop a terrible hip-hop album using slurs in every song
Looks like the photographer earned his $1000
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Looks like the photographer earned his $1000
Geressy's a right-wing man-fluencer type, they're almost exclusively into femboy twinks, trans women, and being cuckolded. The only surprising thing is that he reads his porn
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I asked the Pentagon about Pete Hegseth's mentor. Then the threats started.
Journalism in the second Trump administration gets personal.
www.motherjones.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Geressy's a right-wing man-fluencer type, they're almost exclusively into femboy twinks, trans women, and being cuckolded. The only surprising thing is that he reads his porn
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
There's a saying, "a grand Jury will indict a ham sandwich." The fact this phrase exists and the DOJ still can't indict goes to show:
1) How incompetent these GOP hack prosecutors are, and
2) How BS these charges are
1) How incompetent these GOP hack prosecutors are, and
2) How BS these charges are
BREAKING: The Justice Department again fails to re-indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, an AP source says.
Justice Department again fails to re-indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, AP source says
A grand jury has declined for a second time to re-indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, refusing to resurrect a mortgage fraud prosecution encouraged by President Donald Trump, according to a person familiar with the matter.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
There's a saying, "a grand Jury will indict a ham sandwich." The fact this phrase exists and the DOJ still can't indict goes to show:
1) How incompetent these GOP hack prosecutors are, and
2) How BS these charges are
1) How incompetent these GOP hack prosecutors are, and
2) How BS these charges are
Cool so we're pirates now
The United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, officials told Reuters.
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
Trump administration seizes oil tanker off Venezuela coast, US officials say
President Donald Trump's administration has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, two U.S. officials told Reuters on Wednesday.
www.reuters.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Cool so we're pirates now
He's right, a large purchaser could drive prices down. It's what Medicare/aid does
So, hear me out, what if we had one massive insurer for everybody. Imagine how low we could drive prices down
So, hear me out, what if we had one massive insurer for everybody. Imagine how low we could drive prices down
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He's right, a large purchaser could drive prices down. It's what Medicare/aid does
So, hear me out, what if we had one massive insurer for everybody. Imagine how low we could drive prices down
So, hear me out, what if we had one massive insurer for everybody. Imagine how low we could drive prices down
Girl, you were fired from a job you didn't have. Bye
Trump ally Habba resigns after court disqualified her as US Attorney reut.rs/3Mtv9wD
Trump ally Habba resigns after court disqualified her as US Attorney
Alina Habba, a former lawyer to President Donald Trump whom he later installed as the top federal prosecutor in New Jersey, said on Monday that she was stepping down from the role after a federal appeals court found her appointment was unlawful and disqualified her from supervising cases.
reut.rs
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Girl, you were fired from a job you didn't have. Bye
This has some real "if I Did It" energy
Hegseth says he would have ordered second strike on Caribbean vessel reut.rs/3XBMtCb
Hegseth says he would have ordered second strike on Caribbean vessel
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Saturday that he backs a September 2 decision to launch a second strike on a suspected drug boat in the Caribbean.
reut.rs
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This has some real "if I Did It" energy
There's a lot wrong with our immigration courts. The fact they're Article 1 courts and thus subject to the whims of whoever can promise the most gold laying geese to America every 4 years is just one of them. Albeit a big one
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
Trump Administration Fires 8 Immigration Judges in New York
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There's a lot wrong with our immigration courts. The fact they're Article 1 courts and thus subject to the whims of whoever can promise the most gold laying geese to America every 4 years is just one of them. Albeit a big one
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/n...
In 2022, TN cracked the blue district around Nashville into 3. Distributing the city Dem vote into larger, more rural districts to get another GoP seat
3 Years later, the GoP base got angry about rising prices and the Dems are getting out their base
This GoP gerrymander may just bite the GoP
3 Years later, the GoP base got angry about rising prices and the Dems are getting out their base
This GoP gerrymander may just bite the GoP
TODAY IS THE DAY!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In 2022, TN cracked the blue district around Nashville into 3. Distributing the city Dem vote into larger, more rural districts to get another GoP seat
3 Years later, the GoP base got angry about rising prices and the Dems are getting out their base
This GoP gerrymander may just bite the GoP
3 Years later, the GoP base got angry about rising prices and the Dems are getting out their base
This GoP gerrymander may just bite the GoP
Buried in the article is this paragraph.
If the drugs aren't coming to America then even the DoD's paper-thin legal justification falls apart.
They're just killing people because they want to.
If the drugs aren't coming to America then even the DoD's paper-thin legal justification falls apart.
They're just killing people because they want to.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Buried in the article is this paragraph.
If the drugs aren't coming to America then even the DoD's paper-thin legal justification falls apart.
They're just killing people because they want to.
If the drugs aren't coming to America then even the DoD's paper-thin legal justification falls apart.
They're just killing people because they want to.
It is self-defense to kill people who may smuggle drugs again is some Judge Dread level unconstitutionality.
The civilian equivalent of this logic would be shooting someone who was arrested for drug possession
The civilian equivalent of this logic would be shooting someone who was arrested for drug possession
FOX: You said the follow up strike was lawful. What law is it that allows no survivors?
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
LEAVITT: The strike was conducted in self defense to protect Americans
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It is self-defense to kill people who may smuggle drugs again is some Judge Dread level unconstitutionality.
The civilian equivalent of this logic would be shooting someone who was arrested for drug possession
The civilian equivalent of this logic would be shooting someone who was arrested for drug possession