Unhinged, Esq.
@unhingedesq.bsky.social
Knowledge of the law has broken my brain, darkened my humor, and created my cynicism. I hope you find it entertaining
For every person on an ACA funded plan with a GOP senator, remember this vote as the betrayal it is
When they try to win your vote by fearmongering, remember this vote that made you choose between lunch or your kids healthcare.
They've made you pay, now make them pay at the ballot box
When they try to win your vote by fearmongering, remember this vote that made you choose between lunch or your kids healthcare.
They've made you pay, now make them pay at the ballot box
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
For every person on an ACA funded plan with a GOP senator, remember this vote as the betrayal it is
When they try to win your vote by fearmongering, remember this vote that made you choose between lunch or your kids healthcare.
They've made you pay, now make them pay at the ballot box
When they try to win your vote by fearmongering, remember this vote that made you choose between lunch or your kids healthcare.
They've made you pay, now make them pay at the ballot box
I for one welcome more debt that I'll never be able to pay off
Ingraham: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea?
Trump: It’s not even a big deal. You go from 40 years to 50
Ingraham: 30
Trump: It’s not even a big deal. You go from 40 years to 50
Ingraham: 30
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I for one welcome more debt that I'll never be able to pay off
The only crime that is killing retail shopping is Amazon's anti-trust violations
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The only crime that is killing retail shopping is Amazon's anti-trust violations
Because so many Senators voted to essentially ban hemp production with no debate I've listed the hemp producing states with how their senators vote.
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Because so many Senators voted to essentially ban hemp production with no debate I've listed the hemp producing states with how their senators vote.
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
Surprising Ran Paul is the only one who cares about hemp production in their state:
Hey California,
Both your senators just voted to kill your hemp industry which produces 6.3 million pounds of hemp annually.
But I'm sure Senator Schiff and Padilla have your best interests at heart
Both your senators just voted to kill your hemp industry which produces 6.3 million pounds of hemp annually.
But I'm sure Senator Schiff and Padilla have your best interests at heart
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hey California,
Both your senators just voted to kill your hemp industry which produces 6.3 million pounds of hemp annually.
But I'm sure Senator Schiff and Padilla have your best interests at heart
Both your senators just voted to kill your hemp industry which produces 6.3 million pounds of hemp annually.
But I'm sure Senator Schiff and Padilla have your best interests at heart
I need some to explain to me why this, as described, isn't just a worse subsidy with extra steps and no bargaining power, because that's what it sounds like
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I need some to explain to me why this, as described, isn't just a worse subsidy with extra steps and no bargaining power, because that's what it sounds like
This is a nothing-burger wrapped like a liberal win to make the Court look fair and moderate when they give Trump dictatorial power
apnews.com/article/supr...
apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is a nothing-burger wrapped like a liberal win to make the Court look fair and moderate when they give Trump dictatorial power
apnews.com/article/supr...
apnews.com/article/supr...
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"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."
–Schumer-Tzu
–Schumer-Tzu
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."
–Schumer-Tzu
–Schumer-Tzu
This bird is looking at Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This bird is looking at Senate Democrats
Of course. It would have been a real bad look if he *didn't know anything* about a healthcare vote
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Of course. It would have been a real bad look if he *didn't know anything* about a healthcare vote
Trump: You know you'll be paid in full... unless you quit soon, or took time off, or aren't working today.
Also you should have known the dozens of threats not to pay you weren't real
Also you should have known the dozens of threats not to pay you weren't real
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Trump: You know you'll be paid in full... unless you quit soon, or took time off, or aren't working today.
Also you should have known the dozens of threats not to pay you weren't real
Also you should have known the dozens of threats not to pay you weren't real
I now believe the New York Times kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
I don't have any evidence of it, but apparently I don't need it anymore
I don't have any evidence of it, but apparently I don't need it anymore
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I now believe the New York Times kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
I don't have any evidence of it, but apparently I don't need it anymore
I don't have any evidence of it, but apparently I don't need it anymore
Sen King: so we're going to try bending over for him
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sen King: so we're going to try bending over for him
Trump: I issue these pardons to move to national reconciliation.
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trump: I issue these pardons to move to national reconciliation.
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
Pardon Attorney Ed Martin: No MAGA left behind
You need to have truth before you can have reconciliation. If you skip that part you're just trying to sweep the dirt under the rug
Excellent, we've reduced the harm from the GOP shut down. Now we can dig in and fight for the healthcare of millions of Americans...
The Senate voted to do what now?
The Senate voted to do what now?
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Excellent, we've reduced the harm from the GOP shut down. Now we can dig in and fight for the healthcare of millions of Americans...
The Senate voted to do what now?
The Senate voted to do what now?
And that's the ballgame. Cornyn votes aye
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And that's the ballgame. Cornyn votes aye
Listen Sen. John Cornyn has the option to do the funniest thing ever.
And it's pretty sad that the last hope for affordable healthcare is a Texan's sense of humor
And it's pretty sad that the last hope for affordable healthcare is a Texan's sense of humor
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Listen Sen. John Cornyn has the option to do the funniest thing ever.
And it's pretty sad that the last hope for affordable healthcare is a Texan's sense of humor
And it's pretty sad that the last hope for affordable healthcare is a Texan's sense of humor
IT FUCKING WAS!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
IT FUCKING WAS!!!!
Rick Scott, Mike Lee, Ron Johnson have just voted aye.
Now waiting on the last senator, Cornyn, to vote.
Now waiting on the last senator, Cornyn, to vote.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rick Scott, Mike Lee, Ron Johnson have just voted aye.
Now waiting on the last senator, Cornyn, to vote.
Now waiting on the last senator, Cornyn, to vote.
"The admin promised not to break the law if I vote this way" is the worst possible reason to vote to increase the cost of healthcare by 114%
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"The admin promised not to break the law if I vote this way" is the worst possible reason to vote to increase the cost of healthcare by 114%
This is a list of things the Fed Gov't can't do:
🧵/2
1)Voter ID and Mail In voting: States have constitutional rights to run their own elections
2)No Cash Bail: while I welcome Trump's change in opinion on bail unfortunately, it will only affect people in federal custody
🧵/2
1)Voter ID and Mail In voting: States have constitutional rights to run their own elections
2)No Cash Bail: while I welcome Trump's change in opinion on bail unfortunately, it will only affect people in federal custody
Trump: "Here's some of the things we'd pass if we terminated the filibuster. Voter ID, no mail in voting, no cash bail, no men in women's sports, no welfare for illegals. You could go on and on."
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is a list of things the Fed Gov't can't do:
🧵/2
1)Voter ID and Mail In voting: States have constitutional rights to run their own elections
2)No Cash Bail: while I welcome Trump's change in opinion on bail unfortunately, it will only affect people in federal custody
🧵/2
1)Voter ID and Mail In voting: States have constitutional rights to run their own elections
2)No Cash Bail: while I welcome Trump's change in opinion on bail unfortunately, it will only affect people in federal custody
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They successfully proved you can indict a ham sandwich.
Convicting one is another matter.
Convicting one is another matter.
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
They successfully proved you can indict a ham sandwich.
Convicting one is another matter.
Convicting one is another matter.
Doing some quick math here: for the 340 million Americans to lose 135 billion pounds we'd each need to lose ~400 pounds
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Doing some quick math here: for the 340 million Americans to lose 135 billion pounds we'd each need to lose ~400 pounds
Trump's Tariffs = Charles' Ship Money
I will be taking no questions
I will be taking no questions
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Trump's Tariffs = Charles' Ship Money
I will be taking no questions
I will be taking no questions
Kavanaugh during oral arguments today "Tariffs are being used to solve the Ukraine crisis"
Girl, no they're not
Girl, no they're not
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Kavanaugh during oral arguments today "Tariffs are being used to solve the Ukraine crisis"
Girl, no they're not
Girl, no they're not