𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
@unggoygrenadier.bsky.social
❛ 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝! ❜
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❛ We've been through 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, we've got a story to tell, how five grunts came to 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑 the world ! ❜
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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
" You humans are stupid. "
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
" You humans are stupid. "
.....
" Nuh uh ! "
" Nuh uh ! "
Gon looked at @unggoygrenadier.bsky.social and squinted his eyes, and then raised his arm up for a brief moment. "We're almost the same height, I think?"
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
.....
" Nuh uh ! "
" Nuh uh ! "
" Ehhhh?? "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
" Ehhhh?? "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
......
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
Blue eye lights up right before the explosion, taking all the kinetic force from the blast. Sure it'd burn them still— But they wouldn't be pieces
" ITS FULL PROOF HUMAN! "
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
......
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
/// The prophets learn it the HARD way in the grunt civil war of high charity ROFL
/Little hobbling fuckers they are. The amount of times I got blindsided by these fools is often. Do not underestimate these grunts. They can sometimes be more deadly then the elite's and that is HILARIOUS.
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
/// The prophets learn it the HARD way in the grunt civil war of high charity ROFL
One of the grunts pulled out two plasma grenades activating them running towards the poor bastard exploding upon impact killing himself and him in the process.
He's not going to cry about it.
This level of being beaten is only in his top 20 low points!
This level of being beaten is only in his top 20 low points!
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
One of the grunts pulled out two plasma grenades activating them running towards the poor bastard exploding upon impact killing himself and him in the process.
/// There's not gonna be any angst here, sure There's like a tiny bit if it but its not the main focus of it despite being connected to the reach children storyline connected but again they're grunts
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
/// There's not gonna be any angst here, sure There's like a tiny bit if it but its not the main focus of it despite being connected to the reach children storyline connected but again they're grunts
/// No its just your average grunt suicide bomb.
//quincy confirmed
Fucking explodes.
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
/// No its just your average grunt suicide bomb.
/// Unlike the other accounts this account is meant to have fun don't take it seriously guys. Grunts are the funny little guys and Yip-yap is no exception.
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
/// Unlike the other accounts this account is meant to have fun don't take it seriously guys. Grunts are the funny little guys and Yip-yap is no exception.
Fucking explodes.
February 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Fucking explodes.
" UNSC? MORE LIKE UNS..UH.. PEE YEAH! PEEE! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
" UNSC? MORE LIKE UNS..UH.. PEE YEAH! PEEE! "
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
"By their nature, all humans are creatures who sacrifice other things to survive. Perhaps from the moment we are born into this world, we are sinners. Even so, we still live our lives. Knowing that even as we sacrifice something more valuable can be built upon that sacrifice."
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"By their nature, all humans are creatures who sacrifice other things to survive. Perhaps from the moment we are born into this world, we are sinners. Even so, we still live our lives. Knowing that even as we sacrifice something more valuable can be built upon that sacrifice."
" BRING ON THE BOOM! BOOM! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
" BRING ON THE BOOM! BOOM! "
........
" ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! "
Rather than blowing him up the unggoy just lunged towards him in a whole group beating him and punching him all over his body to a bloody pulp.
" KICK'EM IN THE SHIN, MAKE HIM CRY TO MAMA! YEAH! YEAH! KICK HIS BUTT! "
" ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! "
Rather than blowing him up the unggoy just lunged towards him in a whole group beating him and punching him all over his body to a bloody pulp.
" KICK'EM IN THE SHIN, MAKE HIM CRY TO MAMA! YEAH! YEAH! KICK HIS BUTT! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
........
" ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! "
Rather than blowing him up the unggoy just lunged towards him in a whole group beating him and punching him all over his body to a bloody pulp.
" KICK'EM IN THE SHIN, MAKE HIM CRY TO MAMA! YEAH! YEAH! KICK HIS BUTT! "
" ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! "
Rather than blowing him up the unggoy just lunged towards him in a whole group beating him and punching him all over his body to a bloody pulp.
" KICK'EM IN THE SHIN, MAKE HIM CRY TO MAMA! YEAH! YEAH! KICK HIS BUTT! "
.........
The moment he surrounded the half breed chuckled.
" HEHEHEHE GOOD SURRENDER MONKEY BOY. NOW GIVE US YOUR WALLET! "
The moment he surrounded the half breed chuckled.
" HEHEHEHE GOOD SURRENDER MONKEY BOY. NOW GIVE US YOUR WALLET! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
.........
The moment he surrounded the half breed chuckled.
" HEHEHEHE GOOD SURRENDER MONKEY BOY. NOW GIVE US YOUR WALLET! "
The moment he surrounded the half breed chuckled.
" HEHEHEHE GOOD SURRENDER MONKEY BOY. NOW GIVE US YOUR WALLET! "
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
February 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘰𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘰𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳
𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢
𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢
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January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘰𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘰𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
" HUMANS! SEE'EM? SEE'EM?! "
Calling out to her gang a whole gang of unggoy appeared with fuel rods, rocket launchers, plasma rifles and other weapons from blth covenant and UNSC all arm to the teeth began their assault on the individual ordered by their boss.
" ATTACK! ATTACK! "
Calling out to her gang a whole gang of unggoy appeared with fuel rods, rocket launchers, plasma rifles and other weapons from blth covenant and UNSC all arm to the teeth began their assault on the individual ordered by their boss.
" ATTACK! ATTACK! "
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
" HUMANS! SEE'EM? SEE'EM?! "
Calling out to her gang a whole gang of unggoy appeared with fuel rods, rocket launchers, plasma rifles and other weapons from blth covenant and UNSC all arm to the teeth began their assault on the individual ordered by their boss.
" ATTACK! ATTACK! "
Calling out to her gang a whole gang of unggoy appeared with fuel rods, rocket launchers, plasma rifles and other weapons from blth covenant and UNSC all arm to the teeth began their assault on the individual ordered by their boss.
" ATTACK! ATTACK! "
" Me little but very, VERY, angry! "
>:)
>:)
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
" Me little but very, VERY, angry! "
>:)
>:)
" ITS FULL PROOF HUMAN! "
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
" ITS FULL PROOF HUMAN! "
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
" DAMN WINDBAG SUCK N' AIR MONKEY! "
February 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
" DAMN WINDBAG SUCK N' AIR MONKEY! "
........
" THIS ONE'S FOR YOUR MAMA! "
She tossed a grenade directly at the other.
" THIS ONE'S FOR YOUR MAMA! "
She tossed a grenade directly at the other.
February 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
........
" THIS ONE'S FOR YOUR MAMA! "
She tossed a grenade directly at the other.
" THIS ONE'S FOR YOUR MAMA! "
She tossed a grenade directly at the other.
Aww crap I run out of fingers!
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Aww crap I run out of fingers!