𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
@unggoygrenadier.bsky.social
❛ 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝! ❜
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❛ We've been through 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋, we've got a story to tell, how five grunts came to 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐑 the world ! ❜
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#HaloRP #Warhammer40kRP
" YOUR MUSTACHE ANNOYS ME! "
"I'm so sleepy.."
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
" YOUR MUSTACHE ANNOYS ME! "
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
⑊ ɪɴꜰʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ
ᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ⑊ 𝚕𝚊𝚠 in a universe—
of 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀 . without its 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴
we could not ; 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫
𝐈
⠀ changed ≣ 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧
May 23, 2024 at 12:03 PM
⑊ ɪɴꜰʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ
ᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ⑊ 𝚕𝚊𝚠 in a universe—
of 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀 . without its 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴
we could not ; 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫
𝐈
⠀ changed ≣ 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧
" S-so fucking cool and scary, but cool... "
She's admiring her whole being scared to death.
She's admiring her whole being scared to death.
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
" S-so fucking cool and scary, but cool... "
She's admiring her whole being scared to death.
She's admiring her whole being scared to death.
" GAAAH- "
Well her confidence shattered in 000.1 seconds. Scared shitless like any other grunt.
Well her confidence shattered in 000.1 seconds. Scared shitless like any other grunt.
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
" GAAAH- "
Well her confidence shattered in 000.1 seconds. Scared shitless like any other grunt.
Well her confidence shattered in 000.1 seconds. Scared shitless like any other grunt.
" HAH!
BIG MISTAKE HUMAN I AM A DEMON! "
The half breed jumped up and down like a small child laughing still. Yeahh she's not really a demon just a crazy person.
BIG MISTAKE HUMAN I AM A DEMON! "
The half breed jumped up and down like a small child laughing still. Yeahh she's not really a demon just a crazy person.
“Tsch!…you are clearly psychotic but, I haven’t been ordered to kill you since obviously you aren’t a demon so I’m willing to let you slide.”
A brow rose, along with a rather amused smirk as if this rather eccentric half breed was proving to be quite the entertaining experience.
A brow rose, along with a rather amused smirk as if this rather eccentric half breed was proving to be quite the entertaining experience.
" I AM THE MAD BOMBER YIP-YAP THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS IMY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000! "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "
Yip-yap maniacally laughing in front of the other. She's...actually pretty adorable looking despite being literally a byproduct of human and unggoy.
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "
Yip-yap maniacally laughing in front of the other. She's...actually pretty adorable looking despite being literally a byproduct of human and unggoy.
February 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
" HAH!
BIG MISTAKE HUMAN I AM A DEMON! "
The half breed jumped up and down like a small child laughing still. Yeahh she's not really a demon just a crazy person.
BIG MISTAKE HUMAN I AM A DEMON! "
The half breed jumped up and down like a small child laughing still. Yeahh she's not really a demon just a crazy person.
Say what you will but unlike the other half breeds who're born from their own suffering, misfortune and upbringing. Yip-yap actually has a loving family, a healthy prosperous life, a very good education and an actual positive mindset, she just really, REALLY got bored and became an arsonist.
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Say what you will but unlike the other half breeds who're born from their own suffering, misfortune and upbringing. Yip-yap actually has a loving family, a healthy prosperous life, a very good education and an actual positive mindset, she just really, REALLY got bored and became an arsonist.
We unggoy are the best!
We kick yer' human butt so hard you be begging for mercy!
We kick yer' human butt so hard you be begging for mercy!
... What's an unggoy? This is the second time I'm hearing this name.
Someone said I'm just like them the other day...
Someone said I'm just like them the other day...
My mother is a human and my dad is unggoy!
Get on my level ya jock monkey!
Get on my level ya jock monkey!
February 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
We unggoy are the best!
We kick yer' human butt so hard you be begging for mercy!
We kick yer' human butt so hard you be begging for mercy!
" I AM THE MAD BOMBER YIP-YAP THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS IMY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000! "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "
Yip-yap maniacally laughing in front of the other. She's...actually pretty adorable looking despite being literally a byproduct of human and unggoy.
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "
Yip-yap maniacally laughing in front of the other. She's...actually pretty adorable looking despite being literally a byproduct of human and unggoy.
February 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
" I AM THE MAD BOMBER YIP-YAP THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS IMY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000! "
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "
Yip-yap maniacally laughing in front of the other. She's...actually pretty adorable looking despite being literally a byproduct of human and unggoy.
" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "
Yip-yap maniacally laughing in front of the other. She's...actually pretty adorable looking despite being literally a byproduct of human and unggoy.
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
“𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦.”
February 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
“𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦.”
AHAHAHH
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
AHAHAHH
I'm 1.0 digits taller than you human!
Am I the shortstack?
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm 1.0 digits taller than you human!
" Haruk did. "
February 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
" Haruk did. "
My mother is a human and my dad is unggoy!
Get on my level ya jock monkey!
Get on my level ya jock monkey!
My mother is a machine. I... Don't know how that would work.
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
My mother is a human and my dad is unggoy!
Get on my level ya jock monkey!
Get on my level ya jock monkey!
" YOU KILLED YIP-YIP! "
She angry yelled while grabbing ber rocket launcher.
" HE WAS THE FLIPPEST OF FLAPS! "
She angry yelled while grabbing ber rocket launcher.
" HE WAS THE FLIPPEST OF FLAPS! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
" YOU KILLED YIP-YIP! "
She angry yelled while grabbing ber rocket launcher.
" HE WAS THE FLIPPEST OF FLAPS! "
She angry yelled while grabbing ber rocket launcher.
" HE WAS THE FLIPPEST OF FLAPS! "
" Yet I still kicking! "
“ You’re going to pop and explode yourself ; fool “
" Ehhhh?? "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
" Yet I still kicking! "
" Are too! "
"Am not!"
" You humans are stupid. "
February 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
" Are too! "
" You humans are stupid. "
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 AM
" You humans are stupid. "
.....
" Nuh uh ! "
" Nuh uh ! "
Gon looked at @unggoygrenadier.bsky.social and squinted his eyes, and then raised his arm up for a brief moment. "We're almost the same height, I think?"
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
.....
" Nuh uh ! "
" Nuh uh ! "
" Ehhhh?? "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
" Ehhhh?? "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
She checked her phone only to see that her mail came.
" FINALLY EXPLOSIVES CAME IN THE MAIL! "
Reposted by 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
......
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
Blue eye lights up right before the explosion, taking all the kinetic force from the blast. Sure it'd burn them still— But they wouldn't be pieces
" ITS FULL PROOF HUMAN! "
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
she pulled both the clips off those grenades.
......
" Oooooookay maybe you got a point.- "
EXPLODES-
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
......
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
Cough.
" Ow.... "
THUD.
/// The prophets learn it the HARD way in the grunt civil war of high charity ROFL
/Little hobbling fuckers they are. The amount of times I got blindsided by these fools is often. Do not underestimate these grunts. They can sometimes be more deadly then the elite's and that is HILARIOUS.
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
/// The prophets learn it the HARD way in the grunt civil war of high charity ROFL
One of the grunts pulled out two plasma grenades activating them running towards the poor bastard exploding upon impact killing himself and him in the process.
He's not going to cry about it.
This level of being beaten is only in his top 20 low points!
This level of being beaten is only in his top 20 low points!
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
One of the grunts pulled out two plasma grenades activating them running towards the poor bastard exploding upon impact killing himself and him in the process.