Laura
ungapatch.bsky.social
Laura
@ungapatch.bsky.social
I saw something nasty in the woodshed
Let’s see… I could pay $250 per caramel in this advent calendar. Or about $1.70 per naked person in @mr-bingo.bsky.social’s advent calendar. I’d choose naked.
October 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Project Runway! Happy you’re back but I beg of you to end the cliffhangers. It’s a bummer sandwich. Every episode starts with sad people and ends with dissatisfaction.
August 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Ahlberg js behind so many of our favorite children’s books - The Jolly Postman, The Runaway Dinner, so many charmers www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/b...
Allan Ahlberg, Whose Children’s Books Were Best Sellers, Dies at 87
www.nytimes.com
August 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
No pockets. No autonomy.

Don’t think her innie or outie has ever had pockets? #severance
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dr Mauer: Is “dream” significant in his name? “ur dream” - Original dream… Urine dream… Ur in a dream!! (Though also perfect anagram for eardrum, maybe his ruptures… ) #severance
March 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Will never look at oatmeal the same after reading Cold Comfort Farm…

1/2: “The porridge gave an ominous, leering heave; it might almost have been endowed with life, so uncannily did its movements keep pace with the human passions that throbbed above it.”
February 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Does this list sound gross? Yes. Is it gross? Absolutely. It’s also possibly one of the greatest pieces of storytelling of our times. listverse.com/2017/07/07/1...
10 More Things Found Living Inside Of People - Listverse
The human body is a pretty amazing thing. The average adult human has 640 muscles, 206 bones, 12 organs, and so much more that all grows from a tiny,
listverse.com
February 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Laura
watch me play the part i was born to - sam the eagle - in a live stage reading of the muppet movie this coming sunday to benefit california wildfire relief! in-person tickets are sold out but the livestream is available to all!
February 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Was driving me bonkers trying to figure out what the yellow bag said in the (magical) Maybe Happy Ending… PSA for anyone else: “SJF: Seoul Jazz Festival 2038” (or some other year). Initially thought it said OOF but that’s just 2025 vibe…
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I see blood people…
October 5, 2023 at 3:31 PM
SCRUNGLY
Am I last to learn this word? (My son used when I sent this cookie)

“used mostly to describe an animal that’s cute, but a little off-putting in some way”
September 13, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Watching the Hotel Inspector on YouTube, and I’m now convinced of two things: (1) I could totally run a British b&b. And (2) People who think they can run a British b&b shouldn’t.
August 30, 2023 at 5:57 PM