Laura
ungapatch.bsky.social
Laura
@ungapatch.bsky.social
I saw something nasty in the woodshed
Let’s see… I could pay $250 per caramel in this advent calendar. Or about $1.70 per naked person in @mr-bingo.bsky.social’s advent calendar. I’d choose naked.
October 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
March 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
No pockets. No autonomy.

Don’t think her innie or outie has ever had pockets? #severance
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Some of the best things come in small packages. But large things can't.
February 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Was driving me bonkers trying to figure out what the yellow bag said in the (magical) Maybe Happy Ending… PSA for anyone else: “SJF: Seoul Jazz Festival 2038” (or some other year). Initially thought it said OOF but that’s just 2025 vibe…
January 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I see blood people…
October 5, 2023 at 3:31 PM
SCRUNGLY
Am I last to learn this word? (My son used when I sent this cookie)

“used mostly to describe an animal that’s cute, but a little off-putting in some way”
September 13, 2023 at 1:50 PM