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UnfunnyRyan 🌎 ♻️
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My name is Ryan and I am hilarious

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unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
This is some bullshit September weather

#itsstillsummerdammit
A screenshot of my weather app. Says it's. 38 degrees at 631 am
September 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Levity.
A blue sky post about sandwich man
August 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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#proof
Dude driving a Ford ranger with an oven mitt on
July 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Saw at my local hardware store... 21.85 lbs. of it.

#wtf
Picture is of multiple white plastic buckets with red lids on a pallet. It product is "Bacon Up" rendered bacon grease. 21.85 pounds of bacon grease. 3 gallons worth.
May 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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A coworker's chickens are laying overtime and she said I can count on a carton a week and all I need to do is bring back the container.
A plastic six pack carton of eggs. On the carton is a cartoon chicken flashing it's backside with "guess what" in text below it. The eggs are brown and blue-ish.
April 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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*Image Stolen from https://slrpnk.net/c/memes
Cartoon drawing of a little stick figure next to a big framed sign that says "THERE ARE NO TARIFFS ON USED GOODS. BUY SECONDHAND" Underneath the sign it says "Reduce Reuse Remake"
April 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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March 32nd, ya'll.
April 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Me not listening to RFK and getting a flu shot.
A scene from the TV show Community where a character steals the flu vaccines for an elementary school and gives himself multiple doses
February 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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"Work" trip.
Picture of a snowy ground in front of a snowy covered mountain
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Brunch beer @ TheWhaleOutpost
A shot of a narrow bar/bottle shop. Chairs and coolers and windows oh my
December 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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nuff said
A picture of Jeff Bezos mega yacht with him standing on the deck. The image has "This guy from this yacht overrode the washpo endorsement"
October 25, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Suck it fascism.
An "I voted today!" Sticker on the khaki-ed thigh of an antifa madman.
October 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Yeah, he's not the mayor. He's the deputy. They even let dogs be deputies.
A screenshot of S9E7 of Bob's Burgers. It's a shot of Bob and Linda standing next to each other outside with other people in the background.
October 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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#bobsburgers #qotd
A picture of Tammy from Bob's Burgers with a caption reading "What do you maxi-sads want?" from Bob's Burgers - Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting [S05E15]
October 15, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Don't lecture me about bleach commercials, they're the reason why I never felt the need to learn how to properly wipe.

#bobsburgers #qotd
A screenshot from a scene from Bob's Burgers season 9 episode 17. Starting left to right: Louise, Gene, Tina, Duncan, Sasha. They are on a boat.
September 25, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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#silentsunday
A picture of a tree covered mountain side in the background. Foreground has a large boulder with a couple blueberry bushes crowing upward.
August 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Just remember
A sign stating: Rethink (your choices). Refuse (single use). Reduce (consumption). Reuse (everything). Refurbish (old stuff). Repair (before you replace). Repurpose. Recycle (last option).
June 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM