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UnfunnyRyan 🌎 ♻️
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My name is Ryan and I am hilarious

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unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
The new Aesop Rock is outstanding.

#aesoprock
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
I want a bumper sticker that says "Yes I'm wondering. Yes I'm lost." My sense of direction sucks.
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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btp.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Friday.
Guy with a pizza hoodie, holding a pizza, sitting on a couch with a pizza blanket and pizza pillow, pizza wallpaper on his phone, and pizza pictures on the lamp/shelf next to him.
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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firesidefedi.social.firesidefedi.live.ap.brid.gy
Good day all! Fireside Fedi 46 starts NOW! With me today is @phillycodehound .

#owncast #livestream - https://stream.firesidefedi.live

After the show:
#peertube #vod - https://video.firesidefedi.live
#castopod #fedicast - https://audio.firesidefedi.live

#youtube - […]
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October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
When the government closes tonight, keep it closed.
September 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Damn, can't I just have a normal day in my brain instead of remembering every little thing I've done dumb and embarrassing?
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Traffic was so much better today. Thank you #rapture
September 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
It's a big day, ketchup. You're an entree now.

#bobsburgers #qotd
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
A day with nothing planned? Holy moly.
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Catch me on Fireside Fedi in half an hour!
<p><a href="https://social.firesidefedi.live/@firesidefedi">@<bdi>firesidefedi@social.firesidefedi.live</bdi></a> kindly invited me onto their show to chat. Looking forward to it!</p> <p>Episodes are uploaded to their Peertube and you can <a href="https://stream.firesidefedi.live/" rel="nofollow ugc">catch the stream online here</a></p>
activitypub.space
September 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
This is some bullshit September weather

#itsstillsummerdammit
A screenshot of my weather app. Says it's. 38 degrees at 631 am
September 9, 2025 at 10:34 AM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Wow. This is like a reverse It's a Wonderful Life. You get to see how much better off everyone is without you shrieking at them.

#bobsburgers #qotd
September 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Levity.
A blue sky post about sandwich man
August 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
We can't get stoned in the middle of the day. We're old.

#bobsburgers #qotd
August 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
https://youtu.be/OtxH414tGkA?si=kevh9FAQHmKqcnqU

#5millionways
August 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Google taking away sideloading of apps?

That's some hoseshit that will get me to think of other options.
August 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
And you're wrong.
My hair doesn't smell like ketchup.
My skin does.

#bobsburgers #qotd
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
We can eat our lunch hunched over a trashcan somewhere, like Dad does.

#bobsburgers #qotd
August 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Anyone can tie a cherry stem with their tongue. Let's see what you can do with this banana peel.

#bobsburgers #qotd
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Little #loops I made.

#loopsvideo #sounds #maine
August 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Second year in a row where college football is starting and I'm just like "meh"
August 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
The NYT mini always takes me 45 seconds or 5+ minutes
August 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Adults get really nervous when you ask them for cigarettes.

#bobsburgers #qotd
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
Mom has the fiercest butt. But dad has the most lived in.

#bobsburgers #qotd
August 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
unfunnyryan.fosstodon.org.ap.brid.gy
The price of vegetables jumped 38.9% in the month of July.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/ppi.nr0.htm

Definitely felt that in my household.
August 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM