unfortun-alt
@unfortunalt.bsky.social
very NSFW, 18/21+
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
reallyyyyy should be getting ready for bed…buuuut on #thongThursday maybe this IS getting ready for bed, have you considered that? 🤔😏
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
reallyyyyy should be getting ready for bed…buuuut on #thongThursday maybe this IS getting ready for bed, have you considered that? 🤔😏
tbh I still just think Sunday’s theme ought to involve more cum on and in me; I am (truly) always saying this
🥴😵💫😮💨
🥴😵💫😮💨
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
tbh I still just think Sunday’s theme ought to involve more cum on and in me; I am (truly) always saying this
🥴😵💫😮💨
🥴😵💫😮💨
mostly don’t post much for the ✨Sunday cumday✨ theme because my camerawork is atrocious, but here you go; I tried, well sorta, xo
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
mostly don’t post much for the ✨Sunday cumday✨ theme because my camerawork is atrocious, but here you go; I tried, well sorta, xo
whatever the opposite of NNN is is what’s happening to me; it’s beyond my control, but it can’t keep going on like this, send help xo 😵💫🫠
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
whatever the opposite of NNN is is what’s happening to me; it’s beyond my control, but it can’t keep going on like this, send help xo 😵💫🫠
sorry it’s not my butt — BUT if you ever wondered what it would be like to cross the Queensboro Bridge at sunrise into Manhattan, for whatever reason, here ya go.
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
sorry it’s not my butt — BUT if you ever wondered what it would be like to cross the Queensboro Bridge at sunrise into Manhattan, for whatever reason, here ya go.