unfortun-alt
@unfortunalt.bsky.social
very NSFW, 18/21+
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. ⬇️/sometimes↕️/always an exhibitionist.
if you know me irl, no you really don’t.
I repost a lot.
partnered/open in nyc
he/him
Andy👋🏻
gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy
gotta behave for a bit but know that this is how y’all will have me alllllll day today, I can already tell
🫠🙃😤😤😤
🫠🙃😤😤😤
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
gotta behave for a bit but know that this is how y’all will have me alllllll day today, I can already tell
🫠🙃😤😤😤
🫠🙃😤😤😤
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
reallyyyyy should be getting ready for bed…buuuut on #thongThursday maybe this IS getting ready for bed, have you considered that? 🤔😏
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
reallyyyyy should be getting ready for bed…buuuut on #thongThursday maybe this IS getting ready for bed, have you considered that? 🤔😏
well, hmm. in that case, here’s me filling in for missed Wednesday/Tuesday-themed posts to help out with that?
🤔😌😘
🤔😌😘
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
well, hmm. in that case, here’s me filling in for missed Wednesday/Tuesday-themed posts to help out with that?
🤔😌😘
🤔😌😘
missed #monochromeMonday buuuut since it’s also #TBT / #thongThursday … I guess I have an excuse to post this oldie but goodie, hm?
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
missed #monochromeMonday buuuut since it’s also #TBT / #thongThursday … I guess I have an excuse to post this oldie but goodie, hm?
tbh I still just think Sunday’s theme ought to involve more cum on and in me; I am (truly) always saying this
🥴😵💫😮💨
🥴😵💫😮💨
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
tbh I still just think Sunday’s theme ought to involve more cum on and in me; I am (truly) always saying this
🥴😵💫😮💨
🥴😵💫😮💨
it’s not quite as fun tugging on this myself so if you’d like to lend a hand or maybe some other appendage(s) pls lmk xo
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it’s not quite as fun tugging on this myself so if you’d like to lend a hand or maybe some other appendage(s) pls lmk xo
ok I know it’s hard to tell but you’re just gonna have to believe me that this was taken in a hotel mirror.
incidentally, also a great throwback to share again for #humpday 🥹🤷🏻♂️
incidentally, also a great throwback to share again for #humpday 🥹🤷🏻♂️
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
ok I know it’s hard to tell but you’re just gonna have to believe me that this was taken in a hotel mirror.
incidentally, also a great throwback to share again for #humpday 🥹🤷🏻♂️
incidentally, also a great throwback to share again for #humpday 🥹🤷🏻♂️
also: happy Togedemaru Tuesday, from more of my vast collection of Pokémon socks, worn for good luck on election day
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
also: happy Togedemaru Tuesday, from more of my vast collection of Pokémon socks, worn for good luck on election day
join me, NYC 🚬s!
beyond aspiring to a more-hopeful future, rejecting gutter racists and rank Islamophobia, and tackling the city’s crushing inequality, here is yet one more great upside.
🫡🫡🫡
beyond aspiring to a more-hopeful future, rejecting gutter racists and rank Islamophobia, and tackling the city’s crushing inequality, here is yet one more great upside.
🫡🫡🫡
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
join me, NYC 🚬s!
beyond aspiring to a more-hopeful future, rejecting gutter racists and rank Islamophobia, and tackling the city’s crushing inequality, here is yet one more great upside.
🫡🫡🫡
beyond aspiring to a more-hopeful future, rejecting gutter racists and rank Islamophobia, and tackling the city’s crushing inequality, here is yet one more great upside.
🫡🫡🫡
gonna go be actually productive, regrettably — but here’s a fun little throwback outtake before I have a biiiiiig stretch then get to work
😏😌😈
#MCM #monochromeMonday
😏😌😈
#MCM #monochromeMonday
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
gonna go be actually productive, regrettably — but here’s a fun little throwback outtake before I have a biiiiiig stretch then get to work
😏😌😈
#MCM #monochromeMonday
😏😌😈
#MCM #monochromeMonday
November 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
mostly don’t post much for the ✨Sunday cumday✨ theme because my camerawork is atrocious, but here you go; I tried, well sorta, xo
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
mostly don’t post much for the ✨Sunday cumday✨ theme because my camerawork is atrocious, but here you go; I tried, well sorta, xo
“gonna be CALM today, wear some sensible briefs, nothing that seems **designed** to work me up”
the briefs: 😏😈😏😈
the briefs: 😏😈😏😈
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“gonna be CALM today, wear some sensible briefs, nothing that seems **designed** to work me up”
the briefs: 😏😈😏😈
the briefs: 😏😈😏😈
whatever the opposite of NNN is is what’s happening to me; it’s beyond my control, but it can’t keep going on like this, send help xo 😵💫🫠
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
whatever the opposite of NNN is is what’s happening to me; it’s beyond my control, but it can’t keep going on like this, send help xo 😵💫🫠
laundry and cleaning and all the other chores finally got done.
my turn? 🥹
my turn? 🥹
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
laundry and cleaning and all the other chores finally got done.
my turn? 🥹
my turn? 🥹
hey so, if you’re done putting the last load in the dryer, could you come help with one more load here
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
hey so, if you’re done putting the last load in the dryer, could you come help with one more load here
sorry it’s not my butt — BUT if you ever wondered what it would be like to cross the Queensboro Bridge at sunrise into Manhattan, for whatever reason, here ya go.
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
sorry it’s not my butt — BUT if you ever wondered what it would be like to cross the Queensboro Bridge at sunrise into Manhattan, for whatever reason, here ya go.
this is such a good point, I suppose I have no choice but to continue posting my butt in jockstraps (and other showy options) 🫡😌
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
this is such a good point, I suppose I have no choice but to continue posting my butt in jockstraps (and other showy options) 🫡😌
just one last #jocktober post for the road 🫡🫡
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
just one last #jocktober post for the road 🫡🫡