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Underfoot
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Lurker. Don't follow me. My followers is a list of people and bots who didn't check my profile and got blocked immediately.
Lots of babies getting robbed of their candy on their way home from work
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Guess you're lucky it's not Ethan
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I still sing his version the moment I hear the start of American Pie, lol
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I see he's still doing the "legitimate concerns" bs
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Love how the expectation is that leftist ideology needs to take the back seat to oppose fascism, rather than, y'know, telling the fascists they aren't welcome
October 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
🤞🏻
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You see, you'll never get rid of him now. He'll crawl into a hole at the bottom of the couch and start nesting
October 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One of the funniest things is working in a company that forces us to use AI products that code to build AI agents. I've had to sit through at least 10 demos of these things and NOT A SINGLE ONE WORKED DURING THE PRESENTATION. "It's usually really stable"
October 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Never go to prod grave first directly. Be sure to first go through a UAT grave cycle so you can be sure you didn't miss anything during dev grave
October 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I only say it as part of tankie toppie, my new line of smaller tank tops with humourous drawings of uwu dictators
October 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'd really love it if the people i enjoy listening to would stop finding excuses for me to not listen to them anymore
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Every one of those kids lost their life savings to an NFT scam
September 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Is she a reply guy farmer? I assume that's a thing? There has to be some sort of grift that's possible by earning the support of an army of annoying men
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of Jesus, Scully?
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Jesus...
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
As a working homeowner, he can get fucked. Every person in the country should have access to decent housing, irrespective of whether or not they can work.
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The way it was explained to me was that white is usually used as a highlight colour, which means it's being done on already shaded, raw skin that's had time to swell and stretch, which makes it hurt more.
Not sure if it's accurate but maybe it won't hurt as much if it's only white?
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Muesli rusks and a cup of coffee for dunking. It's mostly a South African thing, I think.
September 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
🫂
September 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM