Stumbled upon this bit of pandemic nostalgia on the floor of a café the other day

Made us realize we're now at the 5 year anniversary of the pandemic's start 🤯

#pandemic #covid19 #coronavirus #socialdistancing #6feet #nostalgia

Holiday hangover season has begun

Or

Feeling deflated about the soulless consumerism of Black Friday

Or

Crashing hard after the Thanksgiving carb high

#holidays #party #hangover #turkey #thanksgiving #blackfriday #consumerism #carbs #crashing

We're pleased to share with you what we believe to be our Bumble Opening Move response masterpiece.

We hereby deem it public domain so that all may immediately benefit from such sublime prose.

#dating #bumble #datingapps #firstdate #dancebattle #skiing #skydiving #helicopter #fireworks #prose

Morning improv (2 of 2)

#morning #morningthoughts #existential #mentalhealth #improv

Morning improv (1 of 2)

#morning #morningthoughts #existential #mentalhealth #improv

Pseudo Gravity, or Spacetime Chicanery

#gravity #spacetime #sun #art #photography

All hail our mighty star—deployer of beams, giver of life, chief executive officer of nature.