Our Cosmic Loop 🧠☀️♾️

Another spin 'round the sun
But when it begun
No one knows
So we go
With January One
To symbolize rebirth
And celebrate with mirth
Hope for tomorrow
Burying the sorrow
The last turn unearthed

#happynewyear #newyear #2025 #sun #rebirth #tomorrow #poems #poetry #cosmic #loop

Cursed and blessed to not crave power and wealth

#cursed #blessed #power #wealth #uncertainty #duality

Stumbled upon this bit of pandemic nostalgia on the floor of a café the other day

Made us realize we're now at the 5 year anniversary of the pandemic's start 🤯

#pandemic #covid19 #coronavirus #socialdistancing #6feet #nostalgia

Cold, don't want hat hair, need ear muffs but want something more masculine sounding, need side-head shields

#cold #hair #earmuffs #masculine #shields

Playing wordle and posting here while watching a corporate training video on the importance of focusing at work is making me fall in love with myself all over again 😍

#wordle #corporate #focus #irony #selflove

5-star schnozzola ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#5stars #schnozzola #wolf #wolves

Holiday hangover season has begun

Or

Feeling deflated about the soulless consumerism of Black Friday

Or

Crashing hard after the Thanksgiving carb high

#holidays #party #hangover #turkey #thanksgiving #blackfriday #consumerism #carbs #crashing

*copies popular format, offers holiday greeting*

#happythanksgiving

We're pleased to share with you what we believe to be our Bumble Opening Move response masterpiece.

We hereby deem it public domain so that all may immediately benefit from such sublime prose.

#dating #bumble #datingapps #firstdate #dancebattle #skiing #skydiving #helicopter #fireworks #prose

A Slight Misunderstanding
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Woof, the dog said.

What? I said

Woof, the dog said, a bit louder.

Oh, I said.

...

For the record, it wasn't the volume so much, just didn't catch it the first time, I said.

Bark, the dog said.

Ha, yeah, I said.

#dogs #language #poetry

Morning improv (2 of 2)

#morning #morningthoughts #existential #mentalhealth #improv

Morning improv (1 of 2)

#morning #morningthoughts #existential #mentalhealth #improv

Pseudo Gravity, or Spacetime Chicanery

#gravity #spacetime #sun #art #photography

*keys jangling*

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#zero #context #subtitles #zerocontextsubtitles

Buenos días from me and my #microbiome to you and yours ☀️🦠🧫

All hail our mighty star—deployer of beams, giver of life, chief executive officer of nature.

*distant seagulls screeching*

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