If you were accused of being a Nordic Pagan, would there be enough evidence to convict you?

Not until they try to hang this one on him.

King Doofus will react to the devastating loss of immigrant farm labor by proclaiming, "I have created MILLIONS of BLACK JOBS, ripe for the picking!!!"

It appears construction sites will be having quadruple ICE interest this week.

Donny Taco doesn't understand that former representatives can't vote on current bills.

"He will then immediately sign his executive order prohibiting slavery in the U.S., putting an end to this marginally questionable yet highly profitable practice. This shows he cares more for most people than he does money."

My Europe travel t-shirt imprint:

1. Yes, I am American.
2. No, I did not vote for him.
3. Yes, he belongs in prison.

My brain auto-translated on the fly from your original post since it's a term I also use to describe him.

His only man date is Elon.

Yes, but Mitch failed the one vote that mattered most back in 2021. That's his legacy.

He'll turn a handsome profit when he sells it to the federal government for use as a deportation camp.