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Uncle Slacky
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An 18th century brain in a 21st century head.
(comrade/comrade)

[bridged from https://federate.social/@uncleslacky on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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I had a Tesco delivery this afternoon, the driver said, " I've got a couple of substitutions for you, here's your rosemary and haddock".
I said, "this is neither the thyme or the plaice".
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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They want to wipe out almost a third of the country. It’s got nothing to do with illegal immigration.

It’s white nationalism pure and simple. They’re fascists, and there’s no reason to doubt it.
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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what a shocking turn of events
who could’ve seen this coming
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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@0xabad1dea “lack of desire to share interests with others”

W-what
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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psychology literature on autism is all so cringe.

"90% of autistic people are men" 100% of us can't believe you've fallen for this self-fulfilling diagnostic issue. ... and 90% of us wear striped knee socks.

"a few autistic people are so high-functioning that they even manage to hold down a […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Top of the Hats! #totp
December 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I didn’t have “time travel” anywhere near the top of my “next grift after AI” list. The chronomigration bubble came out of a confluence of developments; gamma ray telescopes sensitive to the 500 keV electron-positron annihilation energy allowed us to spot the inbound antimatter comet 67i/Fermi […]
Original post on aus.social
aus.social
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Is it a good or a bad thing that I look at the coverage of the New Year Honours and my first thought is to be relieved not to spot any outright Nazis listed? The King seems to have done a better job, in that respect, than "Labour" and the Tories did when appointing their new Lords.
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich not to throw a huge embarrassing snit over not having his ego fluffed.
tell me if you've heard this one before: a billionaire gets upset for being criticized for saying stupid things on social media, then confidentially concludes the problem is most certainly everybody else
Mark Cuban Says It’s ‘CRAZY’ That 'Real Conversations' Are Easier On X Or Threads Than On Bluesky
Mark Cuban, billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, is stepping back from Bluesky, the social media platform once hailed as a kinder, more
offthefrontpage.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Get your hand off her mouth! #totp
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Me watching a video called "AI Bad".
YouTube: "Hmmm. Maybe this video is about AI. I should show him an ad for an AI scam."
Advert: "Are you an idiot who wants to make an app but doesn't know what an app is? Our AI doesn't know what an app is either but you won't find that out until after you pay."
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Fies my soul!?

#totp
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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He wants his name on everything. I just want to see it on a tombstone.
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The distance between #dublin and #london is 464 miles, #asthecrowflies.

But as #gretathunberg learnt today, it's about a million miles in politics.

In Dublin, #presidentconnolly regards the #genocide in #gaza as a horror. But in London, the #cityoflondonpolice […]

[Original post on mastodon.ie]
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Not only is it terrorism to support Palestine Action, it is terrorism to support hunger strikers who have not been convicted of alleged offences that took place before Palestine Action was even proscribed. Read that back.

https://www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/british-police-have-decided-that
British police have decided that Greta Thunberg is a terrorist
Every sane person was horrified when Greta Thunberg was arrested, stripped, tortured, and photographed undressed by the Israeli government.
www.councilestatemedia.uk
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Groundhog Year V: How long do groundhogs live?

I'm supposed to do a Christmas message again, aren't I? I normally do a sort of year in review thing. Well, you know what? Sod that! We've all seen 2025 and if you don't know how awful things are then nothing I say here is going to do any good. If you…
Groundhog Year V: How long do groundhogs live?
I'm supposed to do a Christmas message again, aren't I? I normally do a sort of year in review thing. Well, you know what? Sod that! We've all seen 2025 and if you don't know how awful things are then nothing I say here is going to do any good. If you do know how bad things are then you certainly don't need me recounting it all.
danielrigal.wordpress.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Not a real doctor! #totp
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pointless cover klaxon! #totp
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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It's ok turning up to to #totp for the glamour ties on Fridays. Very few can put in a performance on a dark Monday in December for the 1978 Christmas special.
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The @distrowatch end-of-year roundup does not pull its punches, in an admirable way:

«
Some distributions, particularly the commercial projects, shifted focus this year, discarding useful tools and replacing them with AI buzzwords, less capable installers, and broken core packages. We saw Red […]
Original post on social.vivaldi.net
social.vivaldi.net
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM