Uncle Seraph 🐻
@uncleseraph.bsky.social
Touched by the ‘tism | He/Him | Metalhead | Honey, Salmon & Beer enjoyer | Esoteric Knowledge Keeper
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If you’re unsure if that’s Bigfoot or me running in the woods, just yell “The Habs suck!”
If running away, Bigfoot.
If running towards you, me.
If running away, Bigfoot.
If running towards you, me.
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you’re unsure if that’s Bigfoot or me running in the woods, just yell “The Habs suck!”
If running away, Bigfoot.
If running towards you, me.
If running away, Bigfoot.
If running towards you, me.
“Surviving attempted murder” was not on my 2025 bingo
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Surviving attempted murder” was not on my 2025 bingo
Dont play with a woman’s heart, she only has one
Instead, play with her tiddies
Instead, play with her tiddies
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dont play with a woman’s heart, she only has one
Instead, play with her tiddies
Instead, play with her tiddies
When she touch yo dingaling
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When she touch yo dingaling
The ursine urge to sleep through the winter
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The ursine urge to sleep through the winter
Dying Light 1 is possibly the best game for retail/fastfood workers for a single reason: you can dropkick children
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dying Light 1 is possibly the best game for retail/fastfood workers for a single reason: you can dropkick children
You glaze FNV because of the characters, lore and how close it was to the original fallout games
I glaze FNV because being openly bisexual makes you OP as fuck
We are not the same
I glaze FNV because being openly bisexual makes you OP as fuck
We are not the same
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You glaze FNV because of the characters, lore and how close it was to the original fallout games
I glaze FNV because being openly bisexual makes you OP as fuck
We are not the same
I glaze FNV because being openly bisexual makes you OP as fuck
We are not the same
Coworkers are asking me how the hell I can have a straight face while listening to the heaviest metal songs ever and I didn’t realise up until now that metal is peak stim for me
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Coworkers are asking me how the hell I can have a straight face while listening to the heaviest metal songs ever and I didn’t realise up until now that metal is peak stim for me
Still livid that two of my fav streamer’s videos are a raccoon eating grapes and Mr Bean having sex with a handryer
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Still livid that two of my fav streamer’s videos are a raccoon eating grapes and Mr Bean having sex with a handryer
“Presidential toxic yaoi” was not on my bingo list
a close up of a dog looking at the camera with a clock in the background
ALT: a close up of a dog looking at the camera with a clock in the background
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Presidential toxic yaoi” was not on my bingo list
The government dont want you to know this but the cryptids in the woods are not that dangerous, you can hang around with them
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The government dont want you to know this but the cryptids in the woods are not that dangerous, you can hang around with them
My hatred for demons can only be surpassed by my love for Satan’s silliest lil fella
a pixel art of a red monster with a green eye
Alt: a gif of a cacodemon from the DOOM franchise
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My hatred for demons can only be surpassed by my love for Satan’s silliest lil fella
My body, her choice
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My body, her choice
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
My 10 games thing
Everytime you call me an unc my back aches a little bit more
Everytime you call me an unc my back aches a little bit more
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My 10 games thing
Everytime you call me an unc my back aches a little bit more
Everytime you call me an unc my back aches a little bit more
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So much of life has happened in this room alone. I got famous in this room. All of my best content was filmed in here. Kind of breaks my heart having to say goodbye. 💔
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So much of life has happened in this room alone. I got famous in this room. All of my best content was filmed in here. Kind of breaks my heart having to say goodbye. 💔
The park ranger is unaware that I found his radio channel frequency. He thinks he’s currently beefing with “supervisor Moe Ron”
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The park ranger is unaware that I found his radio channel frequency. He thinks he’s currently beefing with “supervisor Moe Ron”
You hate vampires because they’re undead bloodsuckers who prey on the weak
I hate vampires because those snobby bastards can’t BBQ for shit
We are not the same
I hate vampires because those snobby bastards can’t BBQ for shit
We are not the same
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You hate vampires because they’re undead bloodsuckers who prey on the weak
I hate vampires because those snobby bastards can’t BBQ for shit
We are not the same
I hate vampires because those snobby bastards can’t BBQ for shit
We are not the same
The woods are in turmoil as the animals are debating if druids that shapeshift is a zoophobic version of blackface
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The woods are in turmoil as the animals are debating if druids that shapeshift is a zoophobic version of blackface
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Who Killed Jeffery Epstein? The Missing Minutes.
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Who Killed Jeffery Epstein? The Missing Minutes.
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Released on this day in 1989, "Pretty Hate Machine" is the debut album by #NineInchNails.
October 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Released on this day in 1989, "Pretty Hate Machine" is the debut album by #NineInchNails.
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