I'm glad you came here to discuss that aspect of the post, like a totally completely normal person would.

It's a great look for middle aged dudes

Way ahead of you, brother

it's crazy the realism in advertisements. you can tell from the choppy bangs line she might be serious

no clue but on an unrelated note i will begin referring to my underwear as my "nut bras"

well well well if it isn't mister "way better on paper than in the real world"

despite repeated attempts by nearly uncountable researchers over the years, it is only possible to truly suck on one titty at a time, so it's clear they need to be counted individually

pretty sure stiltskin was the first fanfic written by a lawyer

i'm just glad everyone had fun