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my dog is Karl Barx and I usually just call him Karl but sometimes I call him KB or Karlton or Karlton Barxus Maximus or Karlito Barkanegra or dipshit
i wholly believe that every writers room needs one guy who figures out details like this for every character. it's an ugly process but the resulting overall authenticity of the universe is worth it
my guy in battlefield 6 is circumcised
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
i wholly believe that every writers room needs one guy who figures out details like this for every character. it's an ugly process but the resulting overall authenticity of the universe is worth it
tossing everything else to the side, it's objectively funny that they made their guys do this on the coldest, shittiest morning we've had all year lol
Astonishing: Bovino and his agents showed up at the Bean this morning to pose for pictures. While Border Patrol snapped photos, one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’” The neighborhood where they are least welcome and most acutely felt. blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
Border Patrol Agents Pose At 'The Bean' For Apparent Photo Op
The photo op came after agents tear-gassed a Little Village street and were spotted in the area numerous times. At the Bean, one agent shouted, "Everyone say, Little Village!"
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November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
tossing everything else to the side, it's objectively funny that they made their guys do this on the coldest, shittiest morning we've had all year lol
look guys, someone has to say it: from this day forward, chuck schumer should never again feel safe in public, even for a fleeting moment.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
look guys, someone has to say it: from this day forward, chuck schumer should never again feel safe in public, even for a fleeting moment.
This is true everywhere, but in the senate especially, we gotta make sure people are at least human before we send them there to make laws
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This is true everywhere, but in the senate especially, we gotta make sure people are at least human before we send them there to make laws
we gotta start telling politicians to "do the R-Budd". we can make a fun song like "do the bart-man" but for politicians, ya know, finally solving a problem
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
we gotta start telling politicians to "do the R-Budd". we can make a fun song like "do the bart-man" but for politicians, ya know, finally solving a problem
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I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
Government is shut down. Chaos in airports. 42 million going hungry. 24 million face skyrocketing healthcare costs. Economy in turmoil. And the president of the United States is in the Fox broadcast booth calling plays for a football game.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I will admit that this is the single funniest outcome of us doing a Keep Politics Out Of Sports after a guy kneeled
Sidney Crosby is simply otherworldly. Beyond description. If there were a draft just for this year that all players were entered into, he may still go first. When it's all over in February, I will not be surprised one bit if he's the best player at the Olympics. He's 38. It's crazy.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Sidney Crosby is simply otherworldly. Beyond description. If there were a draft just for this year that all players were entered into, he may still go first. When it's all over in February, I will not be surprised one bit if he's the best player at the Olympics. He's 38. It's crazy.
I'd like to be able to someday take crazy dream by los lonely boys off my playlist. But we gotta, ya know, wake up first.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'd like to be able to someday take crazy dream by los lonely boys off my playlist. But we gotta, ya know, wake up first.
Schumer is either evil or way, way, way too stupid to be in charge of anything
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Schumer is either evil or way, way, way too stupid to be in charge of anything
I can finally say it due to the ongoing genocide of time: gone with the wind sucked ass. bad movie.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I can finally say it due to the ongoing genocide of time: gone with the wind sucked ass. bad movie.
man, i almost forgot that marco rubio's little cockroach ass was still around. yet another guy who gets to be free until the last day the nazis are in power
A number of White House insiders say the Republican Party already has strong expectations as to who will lead the party in 2028, revealing for the first time the GOP's ideal presidential ticket to Politico on Friday.
'Marco has been very clear': White House quietly anoints GOP's 2028 ticket leaders
A number of White House insiders say the Republican Party already has strong expectations as to who will lead the party in 2028, revealing for the first time the GOP’s ideal presidential ticket to Politico on Friday.“[Secretary of State] Marco [Rubio] has been very clear that [Vice President] JD [Va...
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November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
man, i almost forgot that marco rubio's little cockroach ass was still around. yet another guy who gets to be free until the last day the nazis are in power
that's the plan, pal!
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
that's the plan, pal!
"we're back, italians!" is a line I would kill myself trying to write and these stooges just vomit the stuff everywhere, totally unaware
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"we're back, italians!" is a line I would kill myself trying to write and these stooges just vomit the stuff everywhere, totally unaware
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What are you, the "how many packs of hot dogs have you eaten today" police?
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What are you, the "how many packs of hot dogs have you eaten today" police?
would love to be chirping the barstool guy right now. 100% could get him to take a swing at me
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
would love to be chirping the barstool guy right now. 100% could get him to take a swing at me
Dick Cheney is about as responsible as one individual could be for clearing the runway for a guy like Trump. Made sure the president could do whatever he wanted without congress for approval or oversight. On top of that, first ballot hall of fame war criminal. Wish he died in 1972 instead.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Dick Cheney is about as responsible as one individual could be for clearing the runway for a guy like Trump. Made sure the president could do whatever he wanted without congress for approval or oversight. On top of that, first ballot hall of fame war criminal. Wish he died in 1972 instead.
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We are good.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We are good.
Bear down baby
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bear down baby
they hit on it probably as much as they could I think, but the undersold part of taking the pill and seeing the matrix for what it is is that absolutely everything is shittier. your life is 100% gonna suck till neo does his thing.
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
they hit on it probably as much as they could I think, but the undersold part of taking the pill and seeing the matrix for what it is is that absolutely everything is shittier. your life is 100% gonna suck till neo does his thing.
it was not fun watching every free agent who I desperately wanted the Cubs to sign win with the dodgers. The dodgers probably won't win every year forever, but for the next 3 or 4, they are a huge, huge problem.
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
it was not fun watching every free agent who I desperately wanted the Cubs to sign win with the dodgers. The dodgers probably won't win every year forever, but for the next 3 or 4, they are a huge, huge problem.
even asking someone to sign an nda for any reason should be a crime. fuck rich people.
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
even asking someone to sign an nda for any reason should be a crime. fuck rich people.
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reminder, this is what democrats did with their power last time
October 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
reminder, this is what democrats did with their power last time