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Matt Schlabach
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timothee chalamet you will never have the nonbinary swag of Gonzo the Great
Timmy Chalamet in the upcoming Wonka movie, wearing a brown top hat, a dark red overcoat, and a multicolored vest and scarf Wonderful iconic legend Gonzo the Great in A Muppet Christmas story, ALSO wearing a brown top hat, a red overcoat, and a multicolored scarf and vest. he is clearly wearing it better
July 12, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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every time i see the phrase "gonzo journalist" i think of
gonzo (muppet)
July 7, 2023 at 11:14 PM
unclemustache.bsky.social
There are consistently enough doves in my backyard to make me feel like I live in a John Woo movie
July 6, 2023 at 8:51 AM
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Me rn
July 4, 2023 at 7:52 PM
unclemustache.bsky.social
The tentacles of American culture reach into all corners of the globe
July 4, 2023 at 7:47 PM
unclemustache.bsky.social
https://apple.news/AKaHMXRu0RESCYUsmRWlH3Q
The ‘It’ Restaurant Order This Summer? A Hot Dog
Chefs around the country are going large with the garnishes. Eat up this guide to America’s most extravagant and irresistible hot dogs, with recipes to recreate them at home this July 4th weekend.
apple.news
July 4, 2023 at 12:55 PM
unclemustache.bsky.social
If you or someone you know might have a problem, it’s best to consult with a physician

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLpSY5w6u0
WKUK Hot Dog Timmy
the whitest kids you know on ifc
m.youtube.com
July 4, 2023 at 12:18 PM
unclemustache.bsky.social
Today being the 4th of July, I will be posting mostly hot dog content
July 4, 2023 at 11:44 AM