Uncle Keg 🌹
@unclekeg.bsky.social
22 | Ohio | Student, Writer, Poet, Amateur Musician, Buddhist/Taoist, DemSoc (any/all)
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why do all the daily wire people have such punchable faces
June 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
why do all the daily wire people have such punchable faces
If my girl doesn't want to get complementary hammer and sickle necklaces, then is she really my girl?
May 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If my girl doesn't want to get complementary hammer and sickle necklaces, then is she really my girl?
off-brand muppet lookin ass
May 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
off-brand muppet lookin ass
I just realized ICE is as old as me. How did I not know it was founded in response to 9/11?
April 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I just realized ICE is as old as me. How did I not know it was founded in response to 9/11?
Jesse Watters has such a punchable face
RFK Jr: An American teenager today has less testosterone than a 68 year old man. Sperm counts are down 50 percent.
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
WATTERS: Wait -- an American teenager has less testosterone than a 68 year old man?
RFK JR: That's right
April 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jesse Watters has such a punchable face
So how's this new Pope thing work? Is there like a bracket, some competitions, trivia, do we vote? It's gotta be televised, right? Do I need a peacock subscription like for the Olympics?
April 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
So how's this new Pope thing work? Is there like a bracket, some competitions, trivia, do we vote? It's gotta be televised, right? Do I need a peacock subscription like for the Olympics?
with a mortar launcher
April 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
with a mortar launcher
Do y'all think I could catfish Elon Musk to try and get clout and money?
April 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Do y'all think I could catfish Elon Musk to try and get clout and money?
I keep having a recurring dream where I crash my car and then repeatedly Crtl+Z to before the crash to fix it, what does this mean?
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I keep having a recurring dream where I crash my car and then repeatedly Crtl+Z to before the crash to fix it, what does this mean?
I lie awake at night, dreaming of a #dream that can never be; a life that's not my own, no matter how I much I plead. Finally, even in slumber, I receive only sparse fleeting glimmers of hope—of which I barely perceive—until I awake once more and dream of that dream which can never be.
#vss365
#vss365
April 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
just tried to have a conversation with my parents about how most democrats' policies aren't very left-leaning and it immediately got derailed by them supporting letting transgender women into women's sports, like how has these become that much of an issue with people instead of real material gains
April 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
just tried to have a conversation with my parents about how most democrats' policies aren't very left-leaning and it immediately got derailed by them supporting letting transgender women into women's sports, like how has these become that much of an issue with people instead of real material gains
Went to see Tim Walz speak, a whole lotta "we need to change our messaging" and not a lot of changing policy 😕 but he did mutter Medicare for all.
April 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Went to see Tim Walz speak, a whole lotta "we need to change our messaging" and not a lot of changing policy 😕 but he did mutter Medicare for all.
bro who tf is grummz and why should I care
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 AM
bro who tf is grummz and why should I care
I wish I lived in an RPG where time's a suggestion and I can complete quests whenever it's most convenient for me
March 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I wish I lived in an RPG where time's a suggestion and I can complete quests whenever it's most convenient for me
why is Microsoft ending support for Windows 10? I don't wanna switch to 11, fuck you. What happened to this will be the last windows? 😭
March 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
why is Microsoft ending support for Windows 10? I don't wanna switch to 11, fuck you. What happened to this will be the last windows? 😭
I spent my birthday climbing some real pretty rock faces in the Red River Gorge :)
March 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I spent my birthday climbing some real pretty rock faces in the Red River Gorge :)
I'm kinda happy I won't be home to watch Tr*mp's address to Congress. I just know there will be thunderous applause from at least half the room and I can't take that kind of fascist bootlicking rn.
March 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I'm kinda happy I won't be home to watch Tr*mp's address to Congress. I just know there will be thunderous applause from at least half the room and I can't take that kind of fascist bootlicking rn.
I'm so mad, the first major protest in my area and I'm out of town 😭
March 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm so mad, the first major protest in my area and I'm out of town 😭
Will you be the Engels to my Marx? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Sugar daddies for communism
The plan is. Each of us finds an Engels
The plan is. Each of us finds an Engels
Stalin also robbed banks for Lenin though so we might need to figure out an alternate funding scheme
February 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Will you be the Engels to my Marx? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Despite the federal hiring freeze, do you still think the CIA is hiring political assassins? There's a couple people I wouldn't mind killing. (for legal reasons this is a joke)
February 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Despite the federal hiring freeze, do you still think the CIA is hiring political assassins? There's a couple people I wouldn't mind killing. (for legal reasons this is a joke)
I sent a letter to my congressman a few weeks ago regarding climate action and I finally got a reply with him saying he doesn't believe human activity causes climate change. Hmmm I wonder why? It's like you work for the oil lobby instead of your constituents.
February 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I sent a letter to my congressman a few weeks ago regarding climate action and I finally got a reply with him saying he doesn't believe human activity causes climate change. Hmmm I wonder why? It's like you work for the oil lobby instead of your constituents.
Every time a right-wing demagogue calls democrats communist I can't help but think, "I wish."
February 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Every time a right-wing demagogue calls democrats communist I can't help but think, "I wish."