UncleFunker
@unclefunker.bsky.social
Musician, recording engineer, recovering S.F. boomer tech bro
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a man wearing glasses and a white shirt is eating a piece of cotton candy .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a white shirt is eating a piece of cotton candy .
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December 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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My sanity really requires this to be an Onion bit...
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My sanity really requires this to be an Onion bit...
They're just not into you dude.
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They're just not into you dude.
Buck up Donnie. Quit being such a snowflake.
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Buck up Donnie. Quit being such a snowflake.
These clowns live in a world where avoiding accountability is their primary reason for existing.
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
These clowns live in a world where avoiding accountability is their primary reason for existing.
He's only doing this so he can have a gold battleship emblazoned with USS Trump on the side. Oh, and by the way, I'm not being sarcastic.
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He's only doing this so he can have a gold battleship emblazoned with USS Trump on the side. Oh, and by the way, I'm not being sarcastic.
Let me help you out Bari. "It's fake news, so shh little piggy." There's the administration's reply, now run the story you coward...
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Let me help you out Bari. "It's fake news, so shh little piggy." There's the administration's reply, now run the story you coward...
Just trying to normalize some type of difference between full out racist, and the kind of every once in awhile sort of full-on racist.
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just trying to normalize some type of difference between full out racist, and the kind of every once in awhile sort of full-on racist.
He's really working hard to give off those Kim Jong Un vibes...
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
He's really working hard to give off those Kim Jong Un vibes...
What a petulant skeevy little lick spittle...
December 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What a petulant skeevy little lick spittle...
Hmmm... I guess bots and Russian tweet farms don't watch much TV.
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hmmm... I guess bots and Russian tweet farms don't watch much TV.
Two right-wing buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing, but exist only to fire up the nitwits.
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Two right-wing buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing, but exist only to fire up the nitwits.
Fox News in this whole administration are spitting images of Baghdad Bob.
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Fox News in this whole administration are spitting images of Baghdad Bob.
Politics as a f'n game show. So on point for this clown. I can't wait to see a orange pontificating version of Bob Barker.
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Politics as a f'n game show. So on point for this clown. I can't wait to see a orange pontificating version of Bob Barker.
Weaponized ignorance. Unearned arrogance.
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Weaponized ignorance. Unearned arrogance.
Jesus, I get more coherence out of my drunk racist Uncle than this Clown.
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Jesus, I get more coherence out of my drunk racist Uncle than this Clown.
Say what you will... They know their audience. And there lies the real problem.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Say what you will... They know their audience. And there lies the real problem.
Imagine, if you will, if this was the behavior of "Sleepy Joe Biden". The media shitstorm would be unfathomable. 24x7. But now? Meh...
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Imagine, if you will, if this was the behavior of "Sleepy Joe Biden". The media shitstorm would be unfathomable. 24x7. But now? Meh...
It's how they keep their gig going. But you have to keep ratcheting up the dog whistle, louder and louder, to the point where it's just blatant performative rage art.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's how they keep their gig going. But you have to keep ratcheting up the dog whistle, louder and louder, to the point where it's just blatant performative rage art.
More performative rage bait for the nitwits... It's almost like we're living in a poorly scripted reality show.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
More performative rage bait for the nitwits... It's almost like we're living in a poorly scripted reality show.
This idea is just historically illiterate. This entire country was built by immigrants. And today they’re paying into Social Security, staffing hospitals, starting companies, and literally keeping the lights on. Diversity isn’t America’s weakness — it’s the feature, not the bug.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This idea is just historically illiterate. This entire country was built by immigrants. And today they’re paying into Social Security, staffing hospitals, starting companies, and literally keeping the lights on. Diversity isn’t America’s weakness — it’s the feature, not the bug.