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unclefes
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Forever DM, GenX Illinoisan, Passable Medievalist, Bourbon Aficionado
So, wait, all dungeon masters make PowerPoints for their games, right? RIGHT??
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Those of you who know me, know that I can be something of an aesthete when it comes to the clarity of the ice in my whisky. Clear is best and directional freezing is the only way to get there. Tried it with an off-brand stanley- type mug that I found in a hotel room, and the results were... decent!
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
See nothing, say nothing.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Saw Day of the Dead en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_... last night at the always-great Alamo Drafthouse here in St. Louis. Splendid experience, and they do popcorn right - butter, salt, and a bottomless bowl.
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Working on terrain today for Archon www.archonstl.org Arctic Thunder on Friday night! If you're in St. Louis, come by and see us this weekend in Collinsville.
September 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
GenCon game catalog is live! Games have been posted in advance of event registration scheduled for noon Eastern on May 18. Check them out:

-Main Catalog: www.gencon.com/events?c=ind...
-IMO a better database: gencon.eventdb.us

See you in Indy!
May 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
May 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
1.5 Martinis on a Wednesday and HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Long weekend's here! What's on your menu?
April 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
As spring approaches, young people's thoughts turn to love. And in this glorious time of renewal and rebirth, I only wish to add one thing: remember that whenever you kiss you create, for a brief moment in time, a single long tube from butthole to butthole.
April 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Big Muddy EAST game date at Impact Gaming!
March 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Christ, has there been any album that hits so hard as Journey's "Escape"? Like A punch to the face of your heart.
March 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I don't think that "role model" is too strong a word for how I feel about Doug Judy.
March 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
My son Feyd-Rautha turns 25 today! May the earth forever burn black under his boots.
March 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This just in:
February 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Leave conservative gadfly Ben Shapiro alone!
February 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Friday night is D&D night! Cocktail menu:

-The Sazerac cocktail
-The Army & Navy
-A selection of bourbons from the Danville, KY region

as well as our standard drinks menu, including the bottomless martini, the absinthe-and-black-twizzler, mead in a viking horn, and the "Whoops! All Lillet!"
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
February 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
DM: what's your primary weapon?
Me:
February 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Don't ever bring a splayd to a knork fight.
February 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
My work week is over!
February 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
February 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Next full noon is only a week away.
February 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A question I have asked myself more than once:
February 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Perhaps my finest moment playing D&D:
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM