aka Uncle Cracker
@unclecracker.bsky.social
Blue opinions herein
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
proud exile from twitter, not anything like name might imply.
Engineer, Fighting Illini, Gritty Chicago suburbs
“some mistakes I guess you never stop paying for”
I have never been to Cracker Barrel, let the record show
Temu Ted Turner
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Temu Ted Turner
… remember this personality? I think this one was a woman named “Ruby”
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
… remember this personality? I think this one was a woman named “Ruby”
“Broadsword calling Danny boy!”
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Broadsword calling Danny boy!”
… now standard issue for field agents
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
… now standard issue for field agents
“they got it now, Robbie …”
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“they got it now, Robbie …”
… 70’s would be easier, but here are two;
Twilight Zone
The Munsters
Twilight Zone
The Munsters
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
… 70’s would be easier, but here are two;
Twilight Zone
The Munsters
Twilight Zone
The Munsters
… who is this Johnny Bravo kid on SNL?
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
… who is this Johnny Bravo kid on SNL?
“Wonderful, wholesome entertainment that REAL Americans appreciate”- Don Jr.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“Wonderful, wholesome entertainment that REAL Americans appreciate”- Don Jr.
… just another fangirl
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
… just another fangirl
CNBC has always been gag inducing, from the hair alone!
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
CNBC has always been gag inducing, from the hair alone!
… maybe Trump was involved?
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
… maybe Trump was involved?
… the Boss called them in for a sit-down, and they kicked-up, simple.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
… the Boss called them in for a sit-down, and they kicked-up, simple.
… I’m sure the FBI will be all over it, when he gets back from Nashville …
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
… I’m sure the FBI will be all over it, when he gets back from Nashville …
He and Joe Kernen shop at Temu Hair
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
He and Joe Kernen shop at Temu Hair
… looks like a wonderful place for a riparian picnic!
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
… looks like a wonderful place for a riparian picnic!
… even gave an award for Mothers of exceptional fertility!
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
… even gave an award for Mothers of exceptional fertility!
… from the Joe Kernen collection?
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
… from the Joe Kernen collection?
… are things really this bad, Andy?
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
… are things really this bad, Andy?