Vince Young made a huge mistake climbing Mt Kilimanjaro

What continent is Mt Kilimanjaro on?

Baby Dale Woohoo is simply the greatest crumb cleaner of all time. Not a micro crumb slips by him

If you’re going to pillage like a Viking, do it the right way… it Sicily. linktr.ee/DropAPinShow

Forgot we had a toe nail speed-painting competition so I thought my toes were bloody as hell and that I’d get it trouble for ruining the sheets. My compliments to the artist

It’s still worth a conversation

Not as interesting as this

I’m on a plane and this couple is breaking up

Friends, the wombat is one of god’s best creatures. Take it from a guy who has been to every country on earth. linktr.ee/DropAPinShow

Spending my Veterans Day doing the most real veteran shit possible: getting an outpatient procedure on my asshole at the VA

Took Baby Dale Woohoo out for a little Saturday morning stroll. It was lovely for both of us