Uncle Chaps
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Uncle Chaps
@unclechaps.bsky.social
Blogger for Barstool Sports, Marine, Host of Zero Blog 30 and Drop A Pin podcasts. Gussy Boy From Heaven Above and Baby Dale Woohoo’s dad. Sex haver (thousands of times). Pangea admirer
Vince Young made a huge mistake climbing Mt Kilimanjaro
December 9, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Keep thinking about the ATT employee who said “awesome sauce” to me 4 times on a 18 minute phone call.
December 7, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.
December 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Just finished the 3rd Mistborn book and I am an absolute puddle. My head is spinning but I think ultimately the right thing happened
December 7, 2024 at 12:01 AM
When I was signing up for att home internet, the guy said “awesome sauce” 4 times on the call and I almost switched to Comcast because of it
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 PM
What continent is Mt Kilimanjaro on?
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I still can’t believe cinnamon is essentially tree bark
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
About to Defy Gravity in a way that nobody’s ever seen
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Baby Dale Woohoo is simply the greatest crumb cleaner of all time. Not a micro crumb slips by him
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Horny for turkey
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Best books I’ve read this year.

1. Shantaram
2. The River of Doubt (teddy Rosevelt)
3. Cerulean chronicles (both)
4. ACOTAR series
5. The Song of Achilles
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I wish I was Mistborn so bad. I’d be an absolute menace just using my power for nefarious purposes without a care in the world while my ribbon cape flies behind me lookin elegant yet fearsome. Incredible
November 27, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I just might use this app to live skeet my thoughts on these fuckin books. Nobody else wants to hear about them IRL so I’m gonna let it rip on you book hoes.
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Because im reading Mistborn, im constantly looking for stuff i could use. Saw some tin metal sheets today and almost came
November 27, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I have a take for you: Hersey kisses are dog shit by themselves. Put it on a cookie like someone with a developed palate or keep them.
November 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM
If you’re going to pillage like a Viking, do it the right way… it Sicily. linktr.ee/DropAPinShow
November 25, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Starting the Mistborn series today. There’s no way I remember all these character names but we are gonna put on our brave faces and try
November 25, 2024 at 2:16 PM
So excited to only watch RedZone instead of those dastardly Jaguars
November 24, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I fuckin love deviled eggs
November 24, 2024 at 5:24 AM
The fact that I just learned how delicious octopus is might be the single biggest travesty of my life. Those tentacled mother fuckers are delicious (no offense to the super smart ones who can open up jars and shit)!
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Are you allowed to skeet if you’ve had a few whiskeys?
November 23, 2024 at 5:19 AM
There should be a way to block all political content
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Forgot we had a toe nail speed-painting competition so I thought my toes were bloody as hell and that I’d get it trouble for ruining the sheets. My compliments to the artist
November 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
The cold mornings are when the bidet wakes you up faster than coffee.
November 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM