Uncle Chaps
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Uncle Chaps
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Blogger for Barstool Sports, Marine, Host of Zero Blog 30 and Drop A Pin podcasts. Gussy Boy From Heaven Above and Baby Dale Woohoo’s dad. Sex haver (thousands of times). Pangea admirer
Embarrassing really
December 9, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Vince Young made a huge mistake climbing Mt Kilimanjaro
December 9, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Troubleshooting is the worst
December 7, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Keep thinking about the ATT employee who said “awesome sauce” to me 4 times on a 18 minute phone call.
December 7, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.
December 7, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Just finished the 3rd Mistborn book and I am an absolute puddle. My head is spinning but I think ultimately the right thing happened
December 7, 2024 at 12:01 AM
When I was signing up for att home internet, the guy said “awesome sauce” 4 times on the call and I almost switched to Comcast because of it
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 PM
What continent is Mt Kilimanjaro on?
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I still can’t believe cinnamon is essentially tree bark
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
2/3 through the 2nd one and I’m feeling very emotional
December 3, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Just finished the first one. My goodness. That was unbelievably good
November 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Same. It feels worse this time
November 29, 2024 at 2:21 PM
About to Defy Gravity in a way that nobody’s ever seen
November 28, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Baby Dale Woohoo is simply the greatest crumb cleaner of all time. Not a micro crumb slips by him
November 28, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Horny for turkey
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Yep I have. Jason is great
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Best books I’ve read this year.

1. Shantaram
2. The River of Doubt (teddy Rosevelt)
3. Cerulean chronicles (both)
4. ACOTAR series
5. The Song of Achilles
November 27, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I’ve been listening while following along and it’s been great. Total immersion in the book without distraction
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I wish I was Mistborn so bad. I’d be an absolute menace just using my power for nefarious purposes without a care in the world while my ribbon cape flies behind me lookin elegant yet fearsome. Incredible
November 27, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I just might use this app to live skeet my thoughts on these fuckin books. Nobody else wants to hear about them IRL so I’m gonna let it rip on you book hoes.
November 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Because im reading Mistborn, im constantly looking for stuff i could use. Saw some tin metal sheets today and almost came
November 27, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I’d pull the paper tag from his cold, dead spin.
November 26, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I think you’re talking about Dungeon Crawler Carl. It’s really fun though. Do an audiobook/kindle combo. The character voices are crazy
November 26, 2024 at 11:55 PM
35% through the first one. Elite character and world building.
November 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I have a take for you: Hersey kisses are dog shit by themselves. Put it on a cookie like someone with a developed palate or keep them.
November 26, 2024 at 11:32 PM