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uncleappa.bsky.social
tessa 🧸
@uncleappa.bsky.social
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Lesbian | aspiring butch | purveyor of “I love my wife” content | she/they
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Can I help you??
My cat sitting behind me on a dining chair. She’s looking at me very expectantly
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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gonna be eating muff all weekend
Cornbread muffins fresh out the oven
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Life is all about second chances
I got my egg sandwich
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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I almost feel bad. I didn’t pick any pictures whee you can see how pretty she is 🥲 just a couple more, if you’ll allow it…
More looking sweet in her favorite sunbeam by the front door. Her ears and nose look extra pink Moe swaddled up in a blanket with her armies all stretched out Moe once again all swaddled up, looking at the camera
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Chat cats? This is my Moe. Momo, The Moe, Big Girl, Dr. Moe, Coach Moe. I know I’ve posted her before, but she’s my soul kitty!! I have to post more Moe! She’s full of whatever special ingredient makes tabby cats so unassumingly perfect. I’m gonna cry thinking about how much I love her please enjoy
Moe laying in a sunbeam by the front door, yawning a big yawn Moe licking her favorite pink fuzzy toy. We play fetch with it every evening after dinner Moe sniffin the camera Moe being spooned by her big little sister Winnie who is a dog and also her best friend
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Annual dragon walk and no one said a thing about her wings 😤 She’s in shambles!!
My dog wearing her dragon wing bandana and smiling at the camera My dragon dog sniffing a yard with skeletons hanging off the roof My dog walking fast in her dragon bandana
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Grinch feet appreciation nation!!!!
My dog’s wild n crazy lil Grinch toes
October 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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CHICKY PORKY STOCKY 10/29/25
Six deli containers filled with the chicken and pork bone stock I made today. They are labeled “chicky porky stocky” with today’s date
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Stop why is this making me think of Angelica’s horrifying baby brother nightmare in Rugrats?? I can’t be the only one who was traumatized by this as a child
Angelica’s disgusting nightmare giant baby brother wearing a shirt that says BIG BOY
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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It cuts off right as I say “I’m not sharing this” but you know what!!
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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When the stylist gets out the diffuser to hold me hostage in sensory hell for 20 minutes
Bette Porter screaming “TINA!!!!!!”
October 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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We just found out we made it to the regional awards, but we were never notified?? Anyway turns out I’m a star and everyone loved our silly little movie 😭
A snippet of an email from the film fest regional organizer to my film team’s leader that reads: “You won the Audience Award and Tessa won Supporting Actress! Congrats, people were cracking up watching your film at the best of screening. Loved the film! I have your two awards, so we’ll have to find a time to meet up so you can collect your hardware.”
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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How to pet a dog
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Very important update to add
ALSO I had beef with her prior because she broke my arm in elementary school during a game of freeze tag She said I had weak bones
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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From the source!!
There was this girl, she was like THE Disney Channel kid. She went to Disney every year and was always bragging about how she saw Hannah Montana in concert or got invited to be in the audience on Disney channel shows, and she made fun of me for saying Cadet Kelly was my favorite DCOM. Anyway I was like let me humble Miss Thing. So I made an AIM and for months catfished her pretending to be Ashley Tisdale. I was like “wow I’m so impressed with your posts about HSM on MySpace! Zac thinks you’re sooo funny” And I would edit photos on ms paint lol And eventually I told her Zac Efron wanted her to be his date on the red carpet for some DCOM premiere. And she told EVERYONE at school that she was dating Zac Efron lmao Then I ghosted her But before that I was like “Zac actually doesn’t like you anymore because you’re a mega LIAR” Because she never saw Hannah Montana in concert!! Her cousin did!!
October 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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If anyone wanted details on my wife catfishing as Ashley Tisdale on AIM
“Tizzy1985 had some classmates really thinking they were getting invited to the Disney channel red carpet”
October 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Amherst for the Dickinson house!!
Emily Dickinson’s house, where she famously boinked and deeply loved her sister-in-law Me on a bench at the Dickinson house. Some lady thought I was the tour guide because my shirt says “protect trans kids” and that made me look like I was in charge for some reason The Evergreens, where Emily’s brother and love/sister-in-law lived Saw Zora at the book store!!
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Walked to and from the Mount Auburn Cemetery, got 24k steps, had a blast
The cathedral at the Mount Auburn Cemetery An angel headstone at the Mount Auburn Cemetery A pond and a heron at the cemetery The most romantic headstone I have ever seen?? It has a carved rose on top and carved ferns below. The inscription says “To Meet Again”
October 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Hung out with kitties, went to museums
The sweet little calico my sister was catsitting while we visited. She’s sitting at the table like she’s ordered dinner My sister’s long hair cat on a walk in her purple harness. She’s sniffin out all the rats!! A view of the gardens at the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum Adam and Eve, best known for their appearance in the hit program Desperate Housewives
October 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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You ever heard of Boston?
My sister and me at the top of a little hike in New Hampshire My sweet and beautiful wife cooling her toes in a lil lake in New Hampshire My wife and me waiting for the Stardew concert!!! She gave me permission to post this because I promised you’d all be nice so be nice or else!!! 🥰 Our view at the Stardew show
October 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Another day, another lesbian with Ellie’s tattoo
A freshly tattooed moth based on Ellie’s from The Last of Us. It’s positioned on the back of my arm, just above the elbow
October 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Miss you, chat!!!!
A skeleton in a banana costume sitting with its arms crossed. It’s next to a sign that says “time out.” Troublemaker!!
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Grippin’
My cat laying on my lap. She’s looking up at the camera with love. Her front armies are all stretched out, and she’s got her claws OUT on the chair next to us A closeup of my cat’s paws on the chair next to us. Her claws are out
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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So young!!!!!
Curious George ready to face the day with a birthday hat and a sash that says “it’s my 10th birthday”
September 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Delicious muffins await if you can read this handwriting sample
Sourdough blueberry muffin recipe
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM